Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!

We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce. Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

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  • Tea House Theatre 139 Vauxhall Walk London, SE11 5HL United Kingdom (map)

Immaculate – A play by Oliver Lansley

Girl meets boy. Boy leaves Girl. Girls doesn’t have sex for nine months. Girl wakes up six months Pregnant…

 This is the situation that Mia finds herself in, and to confuse matters even more she has four potential fathers knocking at her door.

Join Mia, two Angels, two confused (and confusing) men and a dubious best friend in their quest to find out: “Who’s the daddy?!”  

Tickets £12

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Earlier Event: October 10
Later Event: October 16
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