Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!

We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce. Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

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Burns' Night Supper

25th January 2017 at 7.30pm
Bar open until late
Tickets: £25 per person Buy them here

Ticket price includes a three-course meal cooked by our fantastic head chef, readings of Burns’ most famous poetry, live Bagpipes and sword dancing and the ceremonial address to the Haggis.

Craigellachie Scottish Smoked Salmon Terrine with homemade piccalilli
Leekie soup (v)
Main Course
‘Haggis wi neeps an’ tatties’ 
Vegetarian option available
Raspberry & Whiskey Cranachan
Washed down with a glass of Glenlivet Single Malt Scotch Whiskey
All prices include VAT. Service charge not included

Earlier Event: January 23
Words Away