The Internationally renowned Tea House Theatre Christmas Show returns home 14th – 16th December. Fresh from a tour of Las Vegas, Paris, Manchester Arena and repeated visits to London. This magnificent, magical, musical satirises the millennial generation and their Christmas hating nonsense. We will trigger their feelings, ignore their howls and bathe in their tears.
With Father Christmas under threat of destruction by corporatist forces, hell bent on creating a truly secular Winterville, destroying his reputation and turning Christmas Eve into a day of super profits, the magic of Christmas is truly under threat. What is a jolly, friendly old man to do?
The Queen of the Paris Cabaret has the booking of her life. A huge concert at the North Pole to entertain Father Christmas and his elves. Why does she always end up in the middle of so much trouble? Can she not just put on her show? Can she save Christmas for everyone?
Satire, songs and stuffing abound. All your favourite Christmas songs, raucous belly laughs and a sumptuous, four course, Christmas dinner in the delightful surroundings of the Tea House Theatre, Vauxhall. What more could you possibly want for Christmas?
Christmas Dinner Theatre. Sit and enjoy your Turkey, while our fantastic cast give it some gravy.
You will be treated to a glass of mulled wine on arrival, Roasted Chestnuts and crackers on the table
Classic prawn cocktail with iceberg lettuce and Marie Rose sauce
Roast chestnut & black pepper soup
Free-range roast turkey served with goose fat roast potatoes, pigs in blankets, roast carrots, roast parsnips, sage & onion stuffing, Brussels sprouts, cranberry sauce, and traditional gravy
Nut roast and wild mushroom gravy served with all the trimmings
Traditional Christmas pudding served with brandy butter, lit at your table
and mince pies to share
Tickets available here or through our box office on 020 7207 4585
Dinner and a Show £40
Show Only £20
Book the tickets here