Tea House Theatre

139 Vauxhall Walk London, SE11 5HL United Kingdom

02072074585

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

Great news! Our tea subscription just landed! And we are offering a free UK delivery to all our tea subscribers. Have your favourite tea delivered every month for the whole year by buying it as a subscription.  With one simple purchase the cost of the tea will be debited every month and delivered to your door, so that you never run out.  One purchase, no worries and a constant supply of superb tea for whenever you need it.

And of course have a look at our range of excellent teas in our eTea shop if you want to buy just one off.

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We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce online (to view our range click here). Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

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Mocks, Shocks and Two Smoking Coffee Cups

Welcome to the School of Life where many a member of staff has plenty to say about their working day and even more to say about each other! Be prepared to witness the ups and downs, tears and tantrums, heartbreak and bagels on this first day back from the summer break....and who exactly was it that forgot to feed the hamster over the holidays? All will be revealed.......

Immerse yourself in this spontaneous and interactive experience and be prepared for lots of audience participation!

The award winning Random Acts are delighted to bring their latest creation, 'Mocks, Shocks and Two Smoking Coffee Cups' to the Tea House after selling out once again in this years Brighton FringeFestival.

The company have been playmates together since 1998 specialising in site specific work. Every piece of theatre is devised lovingly, created spontaneously and involves plenty of help from the audiences that come to watch!

Suitable for 18+ years

Click Here for Tickets in advance, also available on the door £10, or call the house 02072074585

Earlier Event: October 4
The Great Debaters Club
Later Event: October 16
Words Away