Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!

We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce. Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

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Burns Supper

After sold out evenings in previous years, Tea House Theatre are proud to announce we are hosting a Burn's Supper for the fourth year in a row!

This traditional evening includes a three-course meal prepared by our fantastic chef, readings of Burns' most famous poetry, Tam o' Shanter, from our resident Scottish artist, Alain English, the ceremonial address to the haggis and a live bagpipe musician!

Bar open till late

3 - course menu £30 per person

To book with no extra charge call 0207 207 4585

or book here



Craigellachie Scottish Smoked Salmon Terrine with homemade piccalilli


Traditional Scottish Skink


Vegetarian Cock-a-Leekie Soup


Main Course

‘Haggis wi neeps an’ tatties’

Vegetarian option available



Raspberry & Whiskey Cranachan


Washed down with a glass of Glenlivet

Single Malt Scotch Whiskey





Earlier Event: January 24
London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir
Later Event: January 26
Paper Tiger Poetry