Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!

We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce. Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir
Jul
25
7:00 PM19:00

London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir

London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir

Every 2nd and 4th Wednesday of the month

Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm

 

Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been

told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!

 

If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:

£15 for the launch night / your first session inc registration

£7.50 per session when booking a term

£10 "pay as you go"

 

Free Refreshments:

40 teas from around the world and delicious cakes available.

 

Bookings:

Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636

londonvauxhall@tunelesschoir.com

www.tunelesschoir.com/vauxhall

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Academy of Performance Training
Jul
28
8:30 PM20:30

Academy of Performance Training

Academy of Performance Training’s second year graduates perform an abridged version of Dennis Kelly’s work as a two woman show.

The story takes you on a journey through the hilarious and traumatic birth, life, undoing and death of a relationship from one woman’s perspective.

An international female director’s (Citlalli Millan) vision, and two up and coming actress’s (Natalie Bell and Olivia Head) make the character live on stage in this one hour showcase.]

Tickets available on the door.

Door opens at 8pm

Bar open till late!

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The Great Debaters Club
Aug
1
7:00 PM19:00

The Great Debaters Club

Debating London is the year-round series of free public debate series held every 1st and 3rd Wednesday of the month at the Tea House Theatre in Vauxhall.

The series is run by the Great Debaters Club, a training club that helps its members to advance their personal and professional development by teaching them how to debate. Debating London provides members with a platform to test and improve their new skills in a live environment.

All welcome

Bar open till late

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The Great Debaters Club
Aug
15
7:00 PM19:00

The Great Debaters Club

Debating London is the year-round series of free public debate series held twice a month at the Tea House Theatre in Vauxhall.

The series is run by the Great Debaters Club, a training club that helps its members to advance their personal and professional development by teaching them how to debate. Debating London provides members with a platform to test and improve their new skills in a live environment.

All welcome

Bar open till late

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The Great Debaters Club
Sep
5
7:00 PM19:00

The Great Debaters Club

Debating London is the year-round series of free public debate series held every 1st and 3rd Wednesday of the month at the Tea House Theatre in Vauxhall.

The series is run by the Great Debaters Club, a training club that helps its members to advance their personal and professional development by teaching them how to debate. Debating London provides members with a platform to test and improve their new skills in a live environment.

All welcome

Bar open till late

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Don't Go Into the Cellar - The Witching Hour
Sep
13
8:00 PM20:00

Don't Go Into the Cellar - The Witching Hour

The Witching Hour

Montague Rhodes James returns with another selection of unsettling tales of antiquarian terror!

Brave the horrors lying in wait within "An Episode of Cathedral History"! Witness the spectral malevolent seeking revenge in "A Warning to the Curious"!

One-man show and follow-up to our successful touring production of  "Old Haunts".

Jonathan Goodwin plays M R James in a show scripted by himself, and directed by Gary Archer.

Theatre Menu

Welsh Rarebit

Melted mature cheddar with mustard and egg on toast, served with a salad.

Originally called ‘Welsh Rabbit’, a witty insult about the Welsh, in that they would offer you rabbit and then give you cheese on toast. Ours includes mustard and egg according to the original recipe

or

Kedgeree

A classic Anglo-Indian dish. Curried rice, sliced egg and smoked
mackerel, served with mixed leaves and balsamic vinaigrette.

or

Steak and Kidney Pudding

An English classic, mouth-watering steak and kidney encased in delicious suet pastry served with mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables.

While the invention of the pudding cloth revolutionised English cooking in the 16th Century, the first recorded recipe for steak and kidney pudding appears courtesy of Victorian domestic goddess Mrs Beeton in 1861

 Followed in the interval by a pot of our Tea House Leaf Breakfast Tea and our Homemade Raisin Scones with Jam and Clotted Cream

Show Only £15

Dinner & Show £30

Book online here

Bar till Late

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The Great Debaters Club
Sep
19
7:00 PM19:00

The Great Debaters Club

Debating London is the year-round series of free public debate series held every 1st and 3rd Wednesday of the month at the Tea House Theatre in Vauxhall.

The series is run by the Great Debaters Club, a training club that helps its members to advance their personal and professional development by teaching them how to debate. Debating London provides members with a platform to test and improve their new skills in a live environment.

All welcome

Bar open till late

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SE11 Sessions
Sep
22
8:00 PM20:00

SE11 Sessions

SE11 Sessions is Tea House Theatre's monthly night of jazz, soul & funk!

Each month a guest vocalist fronts the house band, before musicians of all influences and ages link up for a scintillating jam.

House band: 8:30pm
£5 entry
Free for musicians

Bar open till late

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The Great Debaters Club
Oct
3
7:00 PM19:00

The Great Debaters Club

Debating London is the year-round series of free public debate series held every 1st and 3rd Wednesday of the month at the Tea House Theatre in Vauxhall.

The series is run by the Great Debaters Club, a training club that helps its members to advance their personal and professional development by teaching them how to debate. Debating London provides members with a platform to test and improve their new skills in a live environment.

All welcome

Bar open till late

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Don't Go Into the Cellar - Edward Lear's Stuff and Nonsense
Oct
12
8:00 PM20:00

Don't Go Into the Cellar - Edward Lear's Stuff and Nonsense

Edward Lear's Stuff and Nonsense

Enjoy an audience with Mr Edward Lear, King of the Nonsense Rhyme and Loopy Limerick! Allow him to entertain you with tall tales concerning his life and times, the people, flora and fauna he encountered along the way, and his own inimitable philosophy of life.

Oh, and a certain owl and a particular pussycat are both guaranteed!

Jonathan Goodwin writes and performs in a show directed by himself and Gary Archer.

Bar open till late

Dinner Theatre Menu:

Welsh Rarebit

Melted mature cheddar with mustard and egg on toast, served with a salad.

Originally called ‘Welsh Rabbit’, a witty insult about the Welsh, in that they would offer you rabbit and then give you cheese on toast. Ours includes mustard and egg according to the original recipe

or

Kedgeree

A classic Anglo-Indian dish. Curried rice, sliced egg and smoked
mackerel, served with mixed leaves and balsamic vinaigrette.

or

Steak and Kidney Pudding

An English classic, mouth-watering steak and kidney encased in delicious suet pastry served with mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables.

While the invention of the pudding cloth revolutionised English cooking in the 16th Century, the first recorded recipe for steak and kidney pudding appears courtesy of Victorian domestic goddess Mrs Beeton in 1861

Followed in the interval by a pot of our Tea House Leaf Breakfast Tea and our Homemade Raisin Scones with Jam and Clotted Cream

Show Ticket and Dinner £30

Show only £15

Tickets available here

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The Great Debaters Club
Oct
17
7:00 PM19:00

The Great Debaters Club

Debating London is the year-round series of free public debate series held every 1st and 3rd Wednesday of the month at the Tea House Theatre in Vauxhall.

The series is run by the Great Debaters Club, a training club that helps its members to advance their personal and professional development by teaching them how to debate. Debating London provides members with a platform to test and improve their new skills in a live environment.

All welcome

Bar open till late

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SE11 Sessions
Oct
27
8:00 PM20:00

SE11 Sessions

SE11 Sessions is Tea House Theatre's monthly night of jazz, soul & funk!

Each month a guest vocalist fronts the house band, before musicians of all influences and ages link up for a scintillating jam.

House band: 8:30pm
£5 entry
Free for musicians

Bar open till late

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Don't Go Into the Cellar - Morbid Curiosities
Oct
30
8:00 PM20:00

Don't Go Into the Cellar - Morbid Curiosities

Morbid Curiosities

Be chilled by the Queens of Victorian horror fiction with our latest theatrical portmanteau of vintage blood-curdlers!

This original stage thriller features all-new adaptations of The Yellow Wallpaper, The Old Nurse's Story and John Charrington's Wedding. 

Allow the ghouls of the nineteenth-century to crawl from their crypts, as we show how the female of the species can be even deadlier than the male...

Sarah Ratheram and Sarah Gordon star in a play written and adapted by Jonathan Goodwin, and directed by Gary Archer.

Theatre Menu

Welsh Rarebit

Melted mature cheddar with mustard and egg on toast, served with a salad.

Originally called ‘Welsh Rabbit’, a witty insult about the Welsh, in that they would offer you rabbit and then give you cheese on toast. Ours includes mustard and egg according to the original recipe

or

Kedgeree

A classic Anglo-Indian dish. Curried rice, sliced egg and smoked
mackerel, served with mixed leaves and balsamic vinaigrette.

or

Steak and Kidney Pudding

An English classic, mouth-watering steak and kidney encased in delicious suet pastry served with mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables.

While the invention of the pudding cloth revolutionised English cooking in the 16th Century, the first recorded recipe for steak and kidney pudding appears courtesy of Victorian domestic goddess Mrs Beeton in 1861

 

Followed in the interval by a pot of our Tea House Leaf Breakfast Tea and our Homemade Raisin Scones with Jam and Clotted Cream

Show Only £15

Dinner & Show £30

Book online here

Bar open till late

 

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The Great Debaters Club
Nov
7
7:00 PM19:00

The Great Debaters Club

Debating London is the year-round series of free public debate series held every 1st and 3rd Wednesday of the month at the Tea House Theatre in Vauxhall.

The series is run by the Great Debaters Club, a training club that helps its members to advance their personal and professional development by teaching them how to debate. Debating London provides members with a platform to test and improve their new skills in a live environment.

All welcome

Bar open till late

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The Great Debaters Club
Nov
21
7:00 PM19:00

The Great Debaters Club

Debating London is the year-round series of free public debate series held every 1st and 3rd Wednesday of the month at the Tea House Theatre in Vauxhall.

The series is run by the Great Debaters Club, a training club that helps its members to advance their personal and professional development by teaching them how to debate. Debating London provides members with a platform to test and improve their new skills in a live environment.

All welcome

Bar open till late

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Don't Go Into the Cellar - The Talking Dead
Nov
23
8:00 PM20:00

Don't Go Into the Cellar - The Talking Dead

Don't Go Into the Cellar present

The Talking Dead

Dare you share an evening with two of America's most infamous murderers?

Lizzie Borden returns from the grave to regale visitors to Fall River with the tale of her poor parents' unhappy fate.

Then, be chilled to the bone as Dr Henry Howard Holmes welcomes you to his "Murder Castle", where he embarked upon his grisly career as the United States' earliest serial killer!

Theatre Menu

Welsh Rarebit

Melted mature cheddar with mustard and egg on toast, served with a salad.

Originally called ‘Welsh Rabbit’, a witty insult about the Welsh, in that they would offer you rabbit and then give you cheese on toast. Ours includes mustard and egg according to the original recipe

or

Kedgeree

A classic Anglo-Indian dish. Curried rice, sliced egg and smoked
mackerel, served with mixed leaves and balsamic vinaigrette.

or

Steak and Kidney Pudding

An English classic, mouth-watering steak and kidney encased in delicious suet pastry served with mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables.

While the invention of the pudding cloth revolutionised English cooking in the 16th Century, the first recorded recipe for steak and kidney pudding appears courtesy of Victorian domestic goddess Mrs Beeton in 1861

 

Followed in the interval by a pot of our Tea House Leaf Breakfast Tea and our Homemade Raisin Scones with Jam and Clotted Cream

Show Only £15

Dinner & Show £30

Book online here

Bar open till late

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SE11 Sessions
Nov
24
8:00 PM20:00

SE11 Sessions

SE11 Sessions is Tea House Theatre's monthly night of jazz, soul & funk!

Each month a guest vocalist fronts the house band, before musicians of all influences and ages link up for a scintillating jam.

House band: 8:30pm
£5 entry
Free for musicians

Bar open till late

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The Great Debaters Club
Dec
5
7:00 PM19:00

The Great Debaters Club

Debating London is the year-round series of free public debate series held every 1st and 3rd Wednesday of the month at the Tea House Theatre in Vauxhall.

The series is run by the Great Debaters Club, a training club that helps its members to advance their personal and professional development by teaching them how to debate. Debating London provides members with a platform to test and improve their new skills in a live environment.

All welcome

Bar open till late

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SE11 Summer Sessions
Jul
21
8:00 PM20:00

SE11 Summer Sessions

SE11 Sessions is Tea House Theatre's monthly night of jazz, soul & funk!

Each month a guest vocalist fronts the house band, before musicians of all influences and ages link up for a scintillating jam.

House band: 8:30pm
£5 entry
Free for musicians

Bar open till late

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Honey's Happening
Jul
20
8:30 PM20:30

Honey's Happening

It’s 1968!

Suburban housewife Honey Childs is hosting a Happening in her living room and you’re invited!

Join Honey for cheese and pineapple, retro party games and her favourite easy listening LPs as she embarks on a serious mission: to bring about world peace. With your help (and some home truths from her daughter Barbara), will Honey be able to make a difference? Decide if you're Hip, Square or Way Out There in this heartwarming, funny and immersive piece of theatre. 

Tea House Theatre is hosting an Edfringe preview of this brand new show written and performed by Fiona Coffey, the creator of 2017 Edinburgh Fringe hit, A Touch Of Mrs Robinson. Featuring Asha Cornelia Cluer as Barbara, directed by Sarah-Louise Young.

£10 Entry

Book here

Doors open at 8pm

Bar open till late!

 

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The Great Debaters Club
Jul
18
7:00 PM19:00

The Great Debaters Club

Debating London is the year-round series of free public debate series held every 1st and 3rd Wednesday of the month at the Tea House Theatre in Vauxhall.

The series is run by the Great Debaters Club, a training club that helps its members to advance their personal and professional development by teaching them how to debate. Debating London provides members with a platform to test and improve their new skills in a live environment.

All welcome

Bar open till late

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London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir
Jul
11
7:00 PM19:00

London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir

London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir

Every 2nd and 4th Wednesday of the month

Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm

 

Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been

told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!

 

If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:

£15 for the launch night / your first session inc registration

£7.50 per session when booking a term

£10 "pay as you go"

 

Free Refreshments:

40 teas from around the world and delicious cakes available.

 

Bookings:

Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636

londonvauxhall@tunelesschoir.com

www.tunelesschoir.com/vauxhall

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Art Night New River Press
Jul
7
8:00 PM20:00

Art Night New River Press

Poetry Readings and Performances For Art Night New River Press present a dozen poets performing visceral work celebrating refuge, love and the urban banks of the River Thames.

New River Press publishes work by established and emerging poets from across the generation including text artist Robert Montgomery who works with urban space, poet Greta Bellamacina whose poetry finds magic in the city, and London’s eminent psychogeographic poetry historian, Niall McDevitt.

Artists: Greta Bellamacina, Robert Montgomery, Niall McDevitt, Kirsty Allison, Zia Ahmed, James Massiah, Jamie Lee, Sophie Naufal, Miguel Cullen, Scott Temple, Ana Sefer and Vala Thorodds.

Presented by Curator Heathcote Ruthven

Supported by the Illuminated River Foundation

More information here

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Rainbow Heart
Jul
3
8:00 PM20:00

Rainbow Heart

Life is never quite as straight as it seems...

Rainbow Heart is an original one-woman musical show about coming out and the search for identity.

What happens when you tumble out of the closet and find yourself trying to work out exactly where you are on the gender and sexuality spectrum? Rainbow Heart, the new one-woman musical show from The Bleeding Obvious endeavours to describe the experience through songs and tales of joy, grief, happiness, loss and defiance.

Touring the UK in 2018, it's been referred to as "hilarious", "thoughtful" and "astounding". With catchy songs and stories to make you giggle, let The Bleeding Obvious take you on a rollercoaster rainbow ride...

With spoken word support from special guests Geneviève L Walsh ("punk-song length poems about alienation, inebriation, pop music, and losers finding each other") and The Thinking Chimp ("dark, surreal, strange, insightful, edgy, with a squeeze of sarcasm and a large squirt of humour").

 Tickets £9 adv. available here

 

 

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Words Away
Jul
2
7:30 PM19:30

Words Away

Writing Ghosts

Guest writer: Jenn Ashworth

Ghost stories and Gothic themes offer exciting challenges for the writer, especially in how you can work with new points of view and strange perspectives to create a gripping narrative.

In this Salon with novelist, short-story writer and creative writing tutor Jenn Ashworth, we will talk about writing the uncanny and the paranormal, and find out why it’s nothing to be frightened of.

Tickets available here

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SE11 SUMMER SESSIONS
Jun
30
8:30 PM20:30

SE11 SUMMER SESSIONS

SE11 Sessions is Tea House Theatre's monthly night of jazz, soul & funk!

Each month a guest vocalist fronts the house band, before musicians of all influences and ages link up for a scintillating jam.

House band: 8:30pm
£10 entry
Free for musicians

Bar open till late

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London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir
Jun
27
7:00 PM19:00

London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir

London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir

Every 2nd and 4th Wednesday of the month

Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm

 

Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been

told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!

 

If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:

£15 for the launch night / your first session inc registration

£7.50 per session when booking a term

£10 "pay as you go"

 

Free Refreshments:

40 teas from around the world and delicious cakes available.

 

Bookings:

Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636

londonvauxhall@tunelesschoir.com

www.tunelesschoir.com/vauxhall

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London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir
Jun
13
7:00 PM19:00

London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir

London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir

Every 2nd and 4th Wednesday of the month

Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm

 

Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been

told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!

 

If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:

£15 for the launch night / your first session inc registration

£7.50 per session when booking a term

£10 "pay as you go"

 

Free Refreshments:

40 teas from around the world and delicious cakes available.

 

Bookings:

Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636

londonvauxhall@tunelesschoir.com

www.tunelesschoir.com/vauxhall

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The Great Debaters Club
Jun
6
7:00 PM19:00

The Great Debaters Club

Coming up - International Debate!

Our next debate's motion is:

This House Believes war memorials glorify military conflict.

This debate will be something of a special event as it will be a contest between the Great Debaters Club and the Ecole de Guerre (French military's officer training corps) who will be travelling in from Paris just for this debate.

All welcome.

Bar open till late.

 

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Words Away
Jun
4
7:30 PM19:30

Words Away

Writing Relationships: Love and Other Bruises

Guest writer: Julie Cohen

How do we write with truth, humour and clarity about human relationships; falling in and out of love, passion, friendship, emotion and heartbreak?

In this salon with best-selling author and writing teacher Julie Cohen we’ll explore ways to write about the ties that bind us, the secrets that threaten to destroy us and everything in between.

You should leave this salon with new ways to add depth to your characters and strengthen the human relationships in your writing.

Tickets available here

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9 Voices - II
May
29
8:00 PM20:00

9 Voices - II

Red Door Poets

Nine Voices II

The second public performance by nine poets, who regularly meet behind a red door to discuss their work. They will read published and unpublished poems, with music from Katie Griffiths and Cris Fells. The reading finishes around 9.45 but the bar will stay open...

 

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SE11 SESSIONS
May
26
8:00 PM20:00

SE11 SESSIONS

SE11 Sessions is Tea House Theatre's monthly night of jazz, soul & funk! Each month a guest vocalist fronts the house band, before musicians of all influences and ages link up for a scintillating jam.

May’s opening set features Eleanor Rashid who will perform a mixture of pop, jazz, soul, covering such artist as Esperanza Spalding, Takuya Kuruda, Erykah Badu, Amy Winehouse ...

Ellie & house band: 8:30pm
+ Jam Session
£5 entry
FREE for musicians

House band:
Ruth Currie (sax)
Benjamin Gasiglia (guitar)
Edd Bateman (bass)
Tamas Teszary (vibraphone)
Matthew Williams (drums)

Aside from her extensive performance as a classical singer in both opera and choral work, Eleanor has made appearances at venues such as The Royal Albert Hall and the Barbican with the National Youth Jazz Orchestra. She has also performs with her own contemporary jazz band, Fujiyama.

During her time at university, Eleanor founded Goldsmiths' first ever jazz choir whilst working for Nordoff Robbins' Music therapy charity as a choir leader. Since then, she has worked as a Wigmore Hall’s Trainee Music Leader for early years projects around East London. This has lead her to work as a music practitioner for projects such as NCS, Mama Sings, Creative Futures and The Acorn Project. As well as her practitioner work, Eleanor leads the choirs at the Lycée Français and works in the Front of House department at The Royal Opera House.

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London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir
May
23
7:00 PM19:00

London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir

London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir

Every 2nd and 4th Wednesday of the month

Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm

 

Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been

told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!

 

If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:

£15 for the launch night / your first session inc registration

£7.50 per session when booking a term

£10 "pay as you go"

 

Free Refreshments:

40 teas from around the world and delicious cakes available.

 

Bookings:

Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636

londonvauxhall@tunelesschoir.com

www.tunelesschoir.com/vauxhall

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Words Away
May
21
7:30 PM19:30

Words Away

The Power of Place

Guest writer: Courttia Newland

Place is not simply the setting of your story - it’s the interaction of character, context, time, emotion and atmosphere too.

In this salon with novelist, short story writer and playwright Courttia Newland, we’ll look at the many different ways that working with place can bring depth and complexity to your story.

This salon should provide fresh insight into the various elements that make up a story’s sense of place, and how they can enrich your fiction.

Tickets are available here

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Levy
May
11
7:00 PM19:00

Levy

Tea House Unplugged presents

Levy, an acoustic night with covers of songs.

Four acts by Fraser Morgan, Oscar & Curt, Anna Rickards

Doors open at 7pm

Tickets £8

Students £5

Bar open till late

Call the House to book on 0207 207 4585

 

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Don't Go Into the Cellar - Library of Screams
May
10
8:00 PM20:00

Don't Go Into the Cellar - Library of Screams

Don't Go Into The Cellar present, Library of Screams.

Classic spine-tinglers from the Golden Age of Horror are given a new lease of blood in this original stage chiller.

Join the mysterious librarian, Nathaniel Caldicott as he shares several curious tales of the macabre and the mysterious based on works by E.F. Benson and W.H.Harvey.

 Phil Jennings performs in a show scripted by Jonathan Goodwin, and directed by Gary Archer.

Tickets £10 on the door or book online here

Bar open till late

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Don't Go Into the Cellar - Dinner Theatre
May
10
7:00 PM19:00

Don't Go Into the Cellar - Dinner Theatre

Join us for Dinner Theatre with Don't Go Into the Cellar, Victorian Theatre with Bite from 7pm for the following shows:

Library of Screams,

Don't Go Into The Cellar - Edward Lear's Stuff And Nonsense and

The Witching Hour

Shows start at 8pm

Dinner Theatre Menu:

Welsh Rarebit

Melted mature cheddar with mustard and egg on toast, served with a salad.

Originally called ‘Welsh Rabbit’, a witty insult about the Welsh, in that they would offer you rabbit and then give you cheese on toast. Ours includes mustard and egg according to the original recipe

or

Kedgeree

A classic Anglo-Indian dish. Curried rice, sliced egg and smoked
mackerel, served with mixed leaves and balsamic vinaigrette.

or

Steak and Kidney Pudding

An English classic, mouth-watering steak and kidney encased in delicious suet pastry served with mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables.

While the invention of the pudding cloth revolutionised English cooking in the 16th Century, the first recorded recipe for steak and kidney pudding appears courtesy of Victorian domestic goddess Mrs Beeton in 1861

Followed in the interval by a pot of our Tea House Leaf Breakfast Tea and our Homemade Raisin Scones with Jam and Clotted Cream

Show Ticket and Dinner £30

Show only £10

 

 

 

 

Book here for Show Ticket and Dinner £30

Book here for Show only £10

 

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London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir
May
9
7:00 PM19:00

London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir

London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir

Every 2nd and 4th Wednesday of the month

Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm

 

Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been

told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!

 

If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:

£15 for the launch night / your first session inc registration

£7.50 per session when booking a term

£10 "pay as you go"

Free Refreshments:

40 teas from around the world and delicious cakes available.

Bookings:

Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636

londonvauxhall@tunelesschoir.com

www.tunelesschoir.com/vauxhall

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Words Away
Apr
30
7:30 PM19:30

Words Away

The Agony and The Ecstasy: Writing Sex In Fiction

Guest writer: Michèle Roberts

Is there an art to writing a convincing sex scene in fiction? Getting down and dirty on the page can be as agonising for the writer as it is for the reader. It’s a serious business - or is it? Our guest this evening, the award winning Michèle Roberts, has published fourteen novels, also short stories, poetry, essays and a memoir.  Her novel Daughters of the House was shortlisted for the Booker Prize and won the W.H.Smith Literary Award. Her most recent novel is The Walworth Beauty. Whether your approach to writing about sex is playful, sensory, filthy or funny or even downright awkward; you should come away from this evening’s salon with inspiration.

Tickets £10 here or £12 on the door

Bar open till late

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SE11 Sessions
Apr
28
8:00 PM20:00

SE11 Sessions

Come down to the Tea House this Saturday for a night of rock and soul. Prepare to dance!

Our guest vocalist Izzy Thomas will lead the way with an opening set of such classics as Proud Mary and The Way You Make Me Feel. After that we want YOU to come up on stage and perform with our live house band! Show us what you can do!

Izzy is known for her fresh Rock & Soul sound, blended with power house Blues vocals.
Her performances include a headline show at the iconic Hard Rock Cafe, a stripped set before Bryan Adams, a set before Placebo in Birmingham Barclaycard Arena, plus a television appearance on the BBC Music Awards Show.

We look forward to welcoming her on stage along with the house band - Tom Neale on saxophone, Andy Mac on guitar, Tamas Teszary on drums and Benjamin Gasiglia on bass.

Entrance £5.00, but free for jammers!

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