Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!

We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce. Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

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The Queen of the Paris Cabaret Saves Father Christmas

Tea House Theatre presents:

"The Queen of the Paris Cabaret Saves Father Christmas"

Christmas Dinner Theatre

15th, 16th, 17th December 2016 – 7:30 PM

Tickets £40, buy here

Father Christmas is in trouble and faced with a hostile take-over from an evil corporation. Only the Queen of the Paris Cabaret can save him and together, they restore the spirit of Christmas.

Enjoy our 4-course Christmas dinner and be entertained by our all-singing, all-dancing festival of laughter.


4 courses - £30 per person

A glass of mulled wine on arrival and crackers on the table


Classic prawn cocktail with iceberg lettuce and Marie Rose sauce or roast chestnut & black pepper soup


Roast free-range turkey served with goose fat roast potatoes, pigs in blankets, roast carrots, roast parsnips, sage & onion stuffing, Brussels sprouts, cranberry sauce, and traditional gravy or nut roast and wild mushroom gravy served with all the trimmings


Traditional Christmas pudding served with brandy butter, lit at your table and mince pies to share

Booking Line: 020 7820 0141

Press contact: info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

Earlier Event: December 3
Park and Lane on Air (Christmas Special)
Later Event: January 4
Debating London