Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014

We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce. Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

Back to All Events

In the Smoke


Open Mic Night

Tales of love, a cappella and everything in between.

A brand new show from UK Community A Cappella Champions and musical storytellers extraordinaire, In The Smoke.

Open Mic Night features a diverse cast of romantic winners and losers navigating their way though their dates, propelled by delicate duets and hot-blooded harmonies.

Thursday 6th, Friday 7th and Saturday 8th April at 7.30pm.

Please note that the guests do not get to perform.

Tickets can be purchased from www.inthesmoke.co.uk

Earlier Event: April 5
Great Debaters Club
Later Event: April 15
Folks and Roots Band