Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!

We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce. Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

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Nordic Open Mic 2018

Welcome to the 3rd annual Nordic Festival Open Mic! 

The Nordic Open Mic began in 2016. It was the First ever Nordic London Festival event. 

In 2017 it moved to the Tea House Theatre in Vauxhall. 

The deal is this: If you can convince Soile that you are sufficiently Nordic and that you currently live in London, the stage is yours for 5, 10 or 15 minutes. 

Tickets will be £10 this year.

Open to stage performances in comedy, music, dance, circus, poetry, acting …

The Tea House is lovely, but not huge. We were jam packed in 2017.

Worth booking early, this one.

Tickets available here

Visit us here for more information

Earlier Event: February 7
The Great Debaters Club
Later Event: February 12
Laydeez do Comics