Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!

We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce. Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

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Valentine's Day Supper

This Valentine's Day we invite you for an intimate evening where you will be serenaded by romantic tones from Mozart to Bernstein: enough love to last you all year!

'If music be the food of love, play on' William Shakespeare

Kathleen Nic Dhiarmada, soprano


Emma Jüngling, mezzo-soprano


Guy Murgatroyd, piano

£90 per couple


Creamy Asparagus soup


Craigellachie Scottish Smoked Salmon Terrine with homemade piccalilli


Moules Mariniere

Mussels with a white wine, cream & parsley sauce


Scotch Sirloin Steak

Both served with hand-cut chips and fresh mixed-leaf salad with balsamic dressing


Chocolate fondue

Book now on 0207 207 4585

Earlier Event: February 13
Tuneless Choir
Later Event: February 20
The Great Debaters Club