Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!

We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce. Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

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St. George's Festival

Come celebrate England's Patron Saint at the third annual St. George's Festival in the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens on the South bank of the River Thames. Presented by Vauxhall Trust CIC in association with the Tea House Theatre.

The festival plays host to the inaugural London Tournament. International fighters from “Battle of the Nations” will congregate on the Queen Anne Field for a tourney of medieval combat. In a full-contact, armoured, singles competition, knights from around the globe will compete to be crowned the first London Champion.

In the Agincourt Memorial Melee, the English team takes on the French team for bragging rights in the oldest rivalry.  

Throughout the day, visitors will be treated toShakespearean performances with a special focus on Henry VMummers Plays of St. George and the DragonMorris Dancers from Greensleeves Morris Men, medieval folk-rock band Princes in the Tower, and Punch & Judy puppet shows. 

The Falconry Centre will present a falconry demonstration, as well as daring feats of archery

This family-friendly festival also features activities "just for kids" including face painting and an interactive play area.

Best of all, you'll have the chance to wander the Medieval Market with
 Traditional English Ale for purchase and a Hog Roast turning on a spit at the Agincourt Arms.

FREE ENTRY and open to the whole family!

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