Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!

We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce. Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

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Eve Ferret: Fabaret

London nightlife legend Eve Ferret graduated from the seminal Blitz nightclub to appear in everything from Bowie videos to Hollywood movies.

She has now returned to her first love, cabaret, combining her rollicking yet tender voice with bursts of surreal humour and infectious joie de vivre.

With her genius guitarist Roddy Matthews.

"Queen of Cabaret" Libby Purves, Radio 4 Midweek

"A great British eccentric ... A brilliant live performer"
Robert Elms, BBC London Radio 

"Best Comeback" The Stage 

"Eve's voice is both rollicking and tender" Time Out 

"Takes the cabaret world by storm" Beige Magazine 

Advance Tickets £10

Earlier Event: April 25
St. George's Festival
Later Event: May 4
Mad Hatter's Tea Party