Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!

We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce. Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

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London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir

London Vauxhall Tuneless Choir

Every 2nd and 4th Wednesday of the month

Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been

told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!


If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:

£15 for the launch night / your first session inc registration

£7.50 per session when booking a term

£10 "pay as you go"

Free Refreshments:

40 teas from around the world and delicious cakes available.

Bookings here


Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636



Earlier Event: April 18
The Great Debaters Club
Later Event: April 26
The Rape of Lucrece