Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!

We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce. Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

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Academy of Performance Training

Academy of Performance Training’s second year graduates perform an abridged version of Dennis Kelly’s work as a two woman show.

The story takes you on a journey through the hilarious and traumatic birth, life, undoing and death of a relationship from one woman’s perspective.

An international female director’s (Citlalli Millan) vision, and two up and coming actress’s (Natalie Bell and Olivia Head) make the character live on stage in this one hour showcase.]

Tickets available on the door.

Door opens at 8pm

Bar open till late!

Earlier Event: July 27
Paper Tiger Poetry
Later Event: August 1
The Great Debaters Club