Tea House Theatre

“A rarity worth shouting about.” — Londonist

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

An independent tea house, theatre and events venue in the heart of Vauxhall.

Housed in a beautiful Victorian former pub beside the historic Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens, the Tea House Theatre is a place to eat, drink, meet, work, relax and be entertained.

By day, settle in for exceptional loose-leaf tea, hearty breakfasts, proper sandwiches, homemade cakes and freshly prepared food. By night, the Tea House comes alive with theatre, live music, jazz, poetry, murder mysteries and special events throughout the year.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one — take your time, enjoy your food and go back to work properly refreshed. If you want to have a meeting, we will leave you to it. If you are “working from home”, we have Wi-Fi and plenty of space to settle in.

If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please relax, take a load off and share in what we are trying to create.

There is no rush, no corporate formula and — famously — no coffee. Just good tea, good food, conversation, creativity and a wonderfully individual atmosphere.

Come for breakfast or lunch, spend an afternoon over a pot of tea, join us for dinner and a show, or simply come in and have a cuppa.

Love Potions

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Love Potions

£29.50

Treat your loved one to our specially selected romantic tea selection.
Escape together for some precious stolen moments of nothing but each other and the warm embrace of a cup of tea. These teas have been chosen for their sensual aromas, quality and taste. These ancient infusions have wonderful health benefits, taking care of you, as you take care of each other.

“Let us dream of evanescence, and linger in the beautiful foolishness of things.” Kakuzo Okakura - The Book of Tea

This beautiful selection box contains six taster pouches, each containing an ounce of tea (3 or 4 pots worth) and a heart shaped, love infuser to brew your potion to perfection.

The Teas:

Rose Congou - This desirable Chinoise-Noire cha is infused with rose petals which absorb the scent of the delicate flowers in the dark night. Releasing the flavour as the dawn breaks. Perfect with your morning Valentines chocolates.

Lavender Herbal Flowers - This beautifully infusion is fragrant and relaxing, the aroma of these pretty, purple flowers lays you down in a field, wrapped in the arms of your lover, on a warm summers day and it’s the perfect brew for relaxing and getting in the mood for romance.

Jasmine Pearl - This Chinoise-Verte cha is infused with jasmine flowers whose petals open among the tea leaves as they are tucked away at night. These delicate pearls are fragrant and delicious, and so very good for the mind, body and soul.

Countess Grey - A strong Chinoise-Noire cha infused with the delicate citrus flavour of lemon. Named for Earl Grey’s Great Love. His bergamot orange gives way to a lighter lemon in this lovely, feminine tea, which is great at any time of the day.

Honey Bush - Picked in the high stony mountains of South Africa this sweet elixir sits you on a veranda in the evening sunshine with the one you love. A floral, lightly roasted potion with honey notes that cleanses and strengthens the body and soul. Leaving you feeling fresh and vital and ready for love.

Darjeeling First Flush - The champagne of teas. The leaves are specially selected in the foothills of the Himalayas to create the most exquisite afternoon tea. Born of romance and danger, smuggled from China by a Scottish botanist, a breed known for their passion. Enjoy together with a touch of the exotic.

The romance:

That’s down to you...

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The Teas:

Rose Congou - This desirable Chinoise-Noire cha is infused with rose petals which absorb the scent of the delicate flowers in the dark night. Releasing the flovour as the dawn breaks. Perfect with your morning Valentines chocolates.

Lavender Herbal Flowers - This beautifully infusion is fragrant and relaxing, the aroma of these pretty, purple flowers lays you down in a field, wrapped in the arms of your lover, on a warm summers day and it’s the perfect brew for relaxing and getting in the mood for romance.

Jasmine Pearl - This Chinoise-Verte cha is infused with jasmine flowers whose petals open among the tea leaves as they are tucked away at night. These delicate pearls are fragrant and delicious, and so very good for the mind, body and soul.

Lady Grey - A strong Chinoise-Noire cha infused with the delicate citrus flavour of lemon. Named for Earl Grey’s Great Love. His bergamot orange gives way to a lighter lemon in this lovely, feminine tea, which is great at any time of the day.

Honey Bush - Picked in the high stony mountains of South Africa this sweet elixir sits you on a veranda in the evening sunshine with the one you love. A floral, lightly roasted potion with honey notes that cleanses and strengthens the body and soul. Leaving you feeling fresh and vital and ready for love. 

Darjeeling First Flush - The champagne of teas. The leaves are specially selected in the foothills of the Himalayas to create the most exquisite afternoon tea. Born of romance and danger, smuggled from China by a Scottish botanist, a breed known for their passion. Enjoy together with a touch of the exotic.

The romance:

That’s down to you...