Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

Great news! Our tea subscription just landed! And we are offering a free UK delivery to all our tea subscribers. Have your favourite tea delivered every month for the whole year by buying it as a subscription.  With one simple purchase the cost of the tea will be debited every month and delivered to your door, so that you never run out.  One purchase, no worries and a constant supply of superb tea for whenever you need it.

And of course have a look at our range of excellent teas in our eTea shop if you want to buy just one off.

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Please browse the rest of our site if you have the time and we will see you soon.

We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce online (to view our range click here). Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

MURDER ON THE MENU

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IMMERSIVE THEATRE

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MURDER ON THE MENU 〰️ IMMERSIVE THEATRE 〰️

🕵️ Murder on the Menu: An Immersive Dining Mystery

Interactive 3-Hour Murder Mystery Dinner & Show

LIMITED SPACE AVAILABLE

Murder on the Menu
from £65.00

🍽️ A Night of Mystery, Mayhem & Meringue

Step into the atmospheric Tea House Theatre, a lovingly preserved Queen Anne house tucked inside Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens. Join us for an unforgettable 3-hour immersive dining theatre experience, where comedy, clues, and culinary delights combine in a deliciously twisted tale of jealousy, greed, and revenge.

🔪 The Plot Thickens…

Celebrity judges Jayne Fondant and Mario Mascarpone have arrived to crown the winner of the local cake competition. But not everything is as sweet as it seems. As the tension rises and tempers flare, someone gets bumped off at the bake-off—and tonight, murder is on the menu.

Can you uncover the truth behind the icing and intrigue?

👥 What to Expect

  • 🎭 Live, interactive theatre—you’re part of the story!

  • 🍴 Three-course dinner served during the show

  • 🕰️ 3 hours of immersive entertainment

  • 😂 Laugh-out-loud comedy mixed with scandal, secrets, and suspense

ONCE BOOKED, PLEASE EMAIL YOUR MEAL CHOICES TO: info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

Tickets sell fast - Book Now for a night of interactive fun, great food, and a side of murder.

🎟️ Ticket Info

£65 per person – includes the full experience of 3-hour immersive performance and Three-course dinner

Group bookings welcome! Perfect for birthdays, team events, hen parties, or a night out with a twist.
If you have any questions, please email us:
info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

Murder on the Menu
from £65.00

Dress code: Smart Casual or come dressed for the village fête as resident or baker!

Age Restriction: Minimum age requirement of 16 years


💬 What Guests Say

“Utterly hilarious and brilliantly done! We laughed, ate, and guessed wrong. Loved every minute!”
— ★★★★★ Trustpilot Review