Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.

By Pretty Little Improvisers

"I'm still here, b*tches, and I know everything. – A"

Thought you’d heard the last of "A"? In Rosewood, secrets never stay buried for long. Inspired by the ICONIC 2010s teen thriller, Pretty Little Liars, this high-energy improvised mystery is a hilarious homage to THE golden age of melodramatic teen TV.

Our cast spins a web of betrayal, deception, and scandal... all made up on the spot! But for THIS episode, there's a twist: YOU, the audience, will shuffle and deal the cards that decide our villain. Only the actor who draws the "A" card knows their true identity, leaving the rest of the cast completely in the dark. Watch the Liars spend the next 50 minutes scrambling to figure out who is messing with them and threatening to expose their darkest secrets.

Will they uncover the truth, or just dig themselves into more lies? Will we FINALLY find out who was REALLY "A" this whole time? Either way, the drama’s to die for...

Kisses.

- A

http://lambethfringe.com/events/pretty-little-improvisers

By Jason&Mason

Award-winning Chinese magician Jason bring their brand-new one man show to Lambeth Fringe!

As seen in Etcetera Theatre, Edinburgh Fringe, the show delivers everything audiences expect from world-class magic: mind-reading, impossible objects, and highly interactive illusions; while introducing unique magical effects from ancient Chinese, rarely seen outside of China.

Drawing on Jason and Mason’s rich experience performing in the UK, Wish presents a Chinese story through a British and international lens, making it accessible, engaging, and unique for global audiences.

A feel-good and captivating experience, the show offers an evening of laughter, storytelling, and unforgettable magic audiences won’t have seen before any where else.

BOOK HERE

The Vauxhall Jazz Jam at the Tea House Theatre

Join us for an atmospheric evening of live jazz, great food and drinks at the Tea House Theatre.

Taking place every second Tuesday of the month, The Vauxhall Jazz Jam brings together our house band, guest musicians and jazz lovers for a lively night of spontaneous music in one of Vauxhall’s most characterful venues.

The house band opens the evening before musicians are invited to join the jam, so no two nights are ever quite the same.

Come for the music, book a table for dinner, enjoy a cocktail and settle in for a relaxed evening of live jazz.

Music from 8PM

Tickets: £5
Musicians enter free

Special offer: 2 cocktails for £14

BOOK HERE

Join us for an uplifting evening of a cappella music as The Pop-Up Choir returns to Tea House Theatre in Vauxhall.

Feeling inspired? You're welcome to join in with a song or two—no experience required, just enthusiasm!

Whether you're a keen singer, a music lover, or simply looking for a unique evening out, come along and enjoy an entertaining night of live vocal music.

Free entry – no booking required. 🎵

📅 Date: Wednesday 1st July

🕢 Time: 7:30 PM

📍 Tea House Theatre, Vauxhall

Come and see a unique show that is shaped by you! Seven actors will take to the stage to improvise a series of scenes, sketches and finally a long form play all based on the suggestions of the audience watching. But it’s not only the actors, there is a live pianist who improvises along with them!

Motivated by a sense of play, the NBTB team strive to bring the audience in on the magic of theatre and to create a sense of shared ownership over what they watch. Audiences say the show is “hilarious” with “series wit in the cast members” that creates a “connection between [the audience] and the performers”.

The cast have a background across different parts of the acting industry and bring a unique perspective to the improv world. They are as keen to improvise comedy or drama, the exciting or the emotional and create shows that leave audiences wanting more.

You won’t find another show quite like this!

BOOK HERE

Welcome to Britain’s brightest new game show for 1976! Join Jake Yapp (BBC Radio 4, U&Dave, Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe) as he hosts a gleefully shambolic game show set in a 1970s corner shop where one lucky audience member could win a two-hour family holiday for four in North Luton, a Beautiful Porcelain Lady, and of course, FAGS GALORE. It’s a bit like watching an old episode of the Generation Game, only the host is only faintly masking crippling self-doubt, the assistant hates him, and the set is made of cardboard. Ok, it’s EXACTLY like the Generation Game. Expect a total unawareness of political correctness, barely-contained chaos, and a lot of cigarettes flying about.

What people say about Jake Yapp:

‘someone riffing about nothing at a million miles an hour as if their life genuinely depends on it’ - Stuart Heritage, The Guardian

‘clarity, intelligence, and brilliant comic instinct’ - Jamie P Robson, Broadway Baby

’Funny and smart in ways this paragraph cannot possibly convey’ - CHARLIE BROOKER

BOOK HERE

Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.

Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.

Can the West be sustained by secularism and multiculturalism and is Tom Holland right that we are like fish swimming in "Christian waters"? 

Author of the book God is an Englishman, Bijan Omrani, and author of How Christianity Transformed the World, Sharon James will be arguing in favour of the motion, and Editor of The Freethinker and council member of the Secular Society, Daniel J. Sharp; and theologian turned jurist from King's College London, Steven M. Rhodes, will argue against it.

Ticket price includes a free drinks reception from 6pm onwards.

♟️ Experience the thrill of Chess Night at Tea House Theatre – an unforgettable evening filled with brilliant moves, lively conversation, and a welcoming community. Whether you’re a grandmaster or just curious about the game, this night is tailored for YOU. ☕

Step into Saturday night at the Tea House Theatre for SE11 Sessions—an atmospheric evening of live jazz, soul and funk in the heart of Vauxhall.

Each month, a special guest vocalist joins the SE11 house band before the stage opens for an energetic live jam. Expect brilliant musicians, spontaneous performances and plenty of soulful late-night atmosphere inside our characterful Victorian tea house.

Enjoy dinner by candlelight until 9pm, or settle in with drinks from the bar. The bar stays open till late.

BOOK HERE

Paper Tiger Poetry is set to deliver another unforgettable night on Friday 27th March, bringing its trademark mix of warmth, wit, and wild creativity back to the Tea House Theatre. The room will fill with familiar faces, first‑timers, and everyone in between — all ready to share in an evening where poetry feels alive, unpredictable, and wonderfully human.
Sign‑up for the open mic starts at 6:30pm, and as always, the stage will be open to every kind of voice: polished performers, nervous newcomers, storytellers, ranters, comedians, and anyone brave enough to step up and speak.
Expect big laughs, surprising moments, and that unmistakable Paper Tiger buzz — the kind of atmosphere that turns a simple open mic into a community.
A night of words, warmth, and welcome is on the way.

Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.

Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.

“There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)”

LAMBETH IS BACK WITH SING SONGS!!

COME ON BOARD and join our SHANTY SINGERS crew at the Tea House Theatre on Wednesday 17th December from 7.30pm!

KNEES UP! Enjoy a night of shanties, songs of the sea, sailors food, sea biscuits and rum!

£15 First session including registration and a shot of rum;
£7.50 per session when booking a term;
£10 “Pay as yo go”

BOOK HERE

info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

Check out one of our Shanty events at the Tea House Theatre:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjAZh2Xq0EM

Join libertarian satirist and author Dominic Frisby, philosopher and podcaster Razi Ginzberg, Lib Dem politician Rachel Bentley and Dr David Sexton to debate whether the welfare state was a big, expensive mistake

BOOK HERE

Sherlock Holmes Strikes Back – Live on Stage

The game is afoot…

Step into the world of Sherlock Holmes in this thrilling live theatre experience starring award-winning actor Jonathan Goodwin.

In one unforgettable evening, Holmes takes on the baffling mystery of The Red-Headed League before facing his greatest enemy, Professor Moriarty, in a gripping battle of wits. With danger lurking and time running out, can Holmes outsmart the ultimate criminal mastermind?

This original stage adaptation brings the classic stories of Arthur Conan Doyle vividly to life- packed with intrigue, suspense, and razor-sharp deduction.

🎭 A must-see for fans of mystery, drama, and classic storytelling

📅 One Night Only – 23rd July
🎟 Book now – before it sells out

Show Only £25

Dinner & Show £60

Dinner Theatre from 7pm

BOOK HERE

Once booked please Pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*

Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.

Step into the enchanting world of Shakespeare with Hamnetina (played by Manthe Penton Harrap) - an evening of history, poetry and performance at the Tea House Theatre.

Discover the fascinating story of William Shakespeare, explore the famous phrases he invented that we still use today, and experience beautifully recited sonnets and powerful soliloquies brought to life with explanation and insight along the way.

An atmospheric and thought-provoking evening for lovers of literature, theatre and timeless words.

Tickets: £18
Concession: £9

Concession tickets are available for students and benefit recipients only. Valid proof of eligibility will be requested and checked at the door.

BOOK HERE

Theatre Programme Biography

Manthe Penton Harrap

Born in Africa’s Highveld savanna, Manthe was raised on a cattle ranch celebrated for its wildlife safaris and ancient San rock art.  After being educated in Harare, Zimbabwe, and Hampshire, England, she trained at the Actors’ Theatre School under the late Eamonn Jones and completed her LAMDA examinations. 

As an experienced public speaker, actress, and short-film performer who split her work across Harare and London, her notable television credits include Channel 4's The Perfect Pitch and BBC Two's Modern Times: Welcome to Mayfair.  It was on the latter that she shared her signature philosophy: “One should add a bit of sparkle to the world.”  Her community work led to her appointment as the Ambassador to Mayfair—a role she launched with the dual honours of turning on the Christmas lights and performing a ceremonial sabrage. 

Now residing in Fitzrovia with Sebastian, her faithful 36-year-old Green Amazon parrot, Manthe is delighted to make her Shakespearean debut in Thursday’s performance.

Join us this Friday 10th July for an Irish Music Evening at the Tea House Theatre — a warm, informal evening of traditional Irish music, played fully acoustic around the table while you enjoy the atmosphere, drinks, or dinner.

The session will feature flute and bouzouki, with music starting from 7pm. This is a relaxed Irish session in the traditional style — musicians gathered together, sharing tunes, atmosphere, and good company.

Bring friends, enjoy the music, and settle in for a cosy Friday night at the Tea House Theatre.

Local musicians are welcome to join the session.

Free to all.

🫖 An Interactive Murder Mystery at the Tea House

Join us for a three-hour interactive murder mystery experience, where you’ll step into a glamorous wedding reception that has taken a deadly turn. As the drama unfolds around you, you’ll question suspects, uncover clues, and work together to solve the mystery — all while enjoying an indulgent dining experience.

BOOK HERE