Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

Great news! Our tea subscription just landed! And we are offering a free UK delivery to all our tea subscribers. Have your favourite tea delivered every month for the whole year by buying it as a subscription.  With one simple purchase the cost of the tea will be debited every month and delivered to your door, so that you never run out.  One purchase, no worries and a constant supply of superb tea for whenever you need it.

And of course have a look at our range of excellent teas in our eTea shop if you want to buy just one off.

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We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce online (to view our range click here). Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

Jazz Jam
Mar
10
8:00 PM20:00

Jazz Jam

Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.

Free for musicians

House band:

Sam Braysher: Saxophone Rick Simpson: Keyboard Ben Gasiglia: Guitar Eric Ford: Drums Spencer Brown: Double-Bass

Full bar available.

02072074585

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Tuneless Choir
Mar
11
8:00 PM20:00

Tuneless Choir

Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm

Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!

If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:

£15 to register for your first time including entry to your first session, then it's £11 pay as you go after that.

Free Refreshments:

50 teas from around the world and delicious cakes available.

Bookings:

Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636

londonvauxhall@tunelesschoir.com

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Mothering Sunday
Mar
15
9:30 AM09:30

Mothering Sunday

🌸 Celebrate Mum in the Most Delightful Way! 🌸

Mothering Sunday is a time to show appreciation for the wonderful women in our lives, and there’s no better way to do it than with a charming tea experience at the Tea House Theatre. Join us for a special day filled with delicious homemade treats, fine teas, and a cosy, welcoming atmosphere.
Treat Mum to something truly special, with a selection of homemade cakes, traditional scones with clotted cream and jam, and classic puddings that taste just like they were made with love. If you're looking for something more hearty, we proudly serve:

🍽 The Best Full English Breakfast in London – A proper, satisfying breakfast made with the finest ingredients.
🥩 A Legendary Beef Sunday Roast – Served with crispy roast potatoes, seasonal vegetables, Yorkshire pudding, and rich gravy - a true Sunday feast!

and more…

BOOK YOUR TABLE NOW

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COLLIERS WOOD - SHANTY SINGERS
Mar
18
7:30 PM19:30

COLLIERS WOOD - SHANTY SINGERS

“There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)”

LAMBETH IS BACK WITH SING SONGS!!


COME ON BOARD and join our SHANTY SINGERS crew at the Tea House Theatre on Wednesday 17th December from 7.30pm!

KNEES UP! Enjoy a night of shanties, songs of the sea, sailors food, sea biscuits and rum!

£15 First session including registration and a shot of rum;
£7.50 per session when booking a term;
£10 “Pay as yo go”

BOOK HERE

info@teahousetheatre.co.uk


Check out one of our Shanty events at the Tea House Theatre:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjAZh2Xq0EM

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Knitting and Crochet
Mar
24
7:00 PM19:00

Knitting and Crochet

Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.

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Tuneless Choir
Mar
25
8:00 PM20:00

Tuneless Choir

Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm

Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!

If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:

£15 to register for your first time including entry to your first session, then it's £11 pay as you go after that.

Bookings:

Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636

londonvauxhall@tunelesschoir.com

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Don't Go Into The Cellar - Sherlock Holmes and The Mazarin Malediction
Mar
26
8:00 PM20:00

Don't Go Into The Cellar - Sherlock Holmes and The Mazarin Malediction

Don't Go Into The Cellar! Theatre Company

An original stage adaptation, scripted and performed by Jonathan Goodwin and directed by Gary Archer. The infamous Mazarin Stone has vanished, and Sherlock Holmes is brought in to investigate. The only suspect protests his innocence, but others swear that supernatural forces are at work. Has the Curse of the Mazarins struck again?

Adapted from the 1920s Conan Doyle story, this is classic detective fiction from the Golden Age of sleuthing!

Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).

Show Only £25

Dinner & Show £60

Dinner Theatre from 7pm, email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

from £25.00
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Paper Tiger Poetry
Mar
27
7:00 PM19:00

Paper Tiger Poetry

Paper Tiger Poetry is set to deliver another unforgettable night on Friday 27th March, bringing its trademark mix of warmth, wit, and wild creativity back to the Tea House Theatre. The room will fill with familiar faces, first‑timers, and everyone in between — all ready to share in an evening where poetry feels alive, unpredictable, and wonderfully human.
Sign‑up for the open mic starts at 6:30pm, and as always, the stage will be open to every kind of voice: polished performers, nervous newcomers, storytellers, ranters, comedians, and anyone brave enough to step up and speak.
Expect big laughs, surprising moments, and that unmistakable Paper Tiger buzz — the kind of atmosphere that turns a simple open mic into a community.
A night of words, warmth, and welcome is on the way.

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SE11 SESSIONS
Mar
28
8:30 PM20:30

SE11 SESSIONS

SE11 Sessions is Tea House Theatre's monthly night of jazz, soul & funk. The last Saturday of the month. Each month a guest vocalist fronts the house band, before musicians of all influences and ages link up for a scintillating jam.

Book a Table - Music 4 Free

Just 4 Drinks £5

Sing 4 Your Supper - Musicians Free

www.teahousetheatre.co.uk

0207 207 4585

Bar open till late!

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CHESS CLUB
Mar
29
6:00 PM18:00

CHESS CLUB

♟️Join our Chess Night at the Tea House Theatre.
Whether you're a seasoned player, a casual enthusiast, or someone curious about the game, this event is for YOU.

☕ Why join?

Play chess over a cosy cup of tea.

Meet incredible people and share stories.

Engage in friendly matches, or just watch and soak in the vibe.

📌 FREE ENTRY – but please book a spot so we make sure we have a board for you! BOOK HERE

For any questions, contact us at info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

♟️ We can’t wait to see you there!

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This house believes: There Should be NO Protected Beliefs
Mar
30
6:30 PM18:30

This house believes: There Should be NO Protected Beliefs

Join Barrister and Human Rights Lawyer, Dr Anna Loutfi, and others, in a debate about protected beliefs. Why should any belief be "protected"? And why some beliefs and not others?

TERF or Trans? Whether it is Islam, Transgenderism, Gender Critical views, Christianity or any other religious and/or philosophical world view - why should any of them have special protection in the law?  

In a free society, you should be free to express any opinion and view, but should certain beliefs have special protection?

BOOK HERE

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Knitting and Crochet
Mar
31
7:00 PM19:00

Knitting and Crochet

Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.

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Family Easter Sunday
Apr
5
9:30 AM09:30

Family Easter Sunday

Celebrate Easter with a truly special dining experience at the Tea House Theatre with our Family Easter Sunday Set Menu — a delicious three-course feast created for a relaxed and memorable gathering.

Begin with indulgent smoked salmon scramble, served warm on crostinis — rich, comforting, and full of flavour.
For your main course, enjoy our traditional Sunday Roast Lamb, slow-roasted and beautifully tender, served with crisp roast potatoes, seasonal vegetables, Yorkshire pudding, proper gravy, and mint sauce — a true Easter classic.
Finish on a sweet and cosy note with hot cross buns served with butter and jam, perfectly paired with a pot of our signature Tea House loose leaf tea.

This is a set menu experience designed for families and friends to slow down, share a table, and celebrate Easter together in a welcoming, atmospheric setting.

Set Menu Price: £55 per person
Easter Sunday, 5th April


Bookings available at - 11am, 3pm or 6pm.

Reserve your places and make Easter Sunday deliciously memorable.

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Tuneless Choir
Apr
8
8:00 PM20:00

Tuneless Choir

Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm

Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!

If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:

£15 to register for your first time including entry to your first session, then it's £11 pay as you go after that.

Bookings:

Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636

londonvauxhall@tunelesschoir.com

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Tuneless Choir
Apr
22
8:00 PM20:00

Tuneless Choir

Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm

Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!

If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:

£15 to register for your first time including entry to your first session, then it's £11 pay as you go after that.

Bookings:

Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636

londonvauxhall@tunelesschoir.com

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Don't Go Into The Cellar - Three Men In A Boat
Apr
23
8:00 PM20:00

Don't Go Into The Cellar - Three Men In A Boat

Don't Go Into The Cellar! Theatre Company

A fresh adaptation of the classic comic tale. Join Walsall's very own Jerome K. Jerome as he recounts his quixotic journey along the River Thames with his friends Harris and George (not forgetting Montmorency the dog!).

As funny now as it was all those years ago. Jonathan Goodwin portrays Jerome K Jerome in a show scripted by himself.

Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).

Show Only £25

Dinner & Show £60

Dinner Theatre from 7pm, email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

from £25.00
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Chess Club
Apr
26
6:00 PM18:00

Chess Club

♟️Join our Chess Night at the Tea House Theatre.
Whether you're a seasoned player, a casual enthusiast, or someone curious about the game, this event is for YOU.

☕ Why join?

Play chess over a cosy cup of tea.

Meet incredible people and share stories.

Engage in friendly matches, or just watch and soak in the vibe.

📌 FREE ENTRY – but please book a spot so we make sure we have a board for you! BOOK HERE

For any questions, contact us at info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

♟️ We can’t wait to see you there!

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Knitting and Crochet
Apr
28
7:00 PM19:00

Knitting and Crochet

Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.

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COLLIERS WOOD - SHANTY SINGERS
Apr
29
7:30 PM19:30

COLLIERS WOOD - SHANTY SINGERS

“There once was a ship that put to sea

The name of the ship was Billy of Tea

The winds blew up, her bow dipped down

Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)”

LAMBETH IS BACK WITH SING SONGS!!

COME ON BOARD and join our SHANTY SINGERS crew at the Tea House Theatre every 3rd Wednesday of the month from 7.30pm!

KNEES UP! Enjoy a night of shanties, songs of the sea, sailors food, sea biscuits and rum!

£15 First session including registration and a shot of rum;

£7.50 per session when booking a term;

£10 “Pay as yo go”

BOOK HERE

If you'd like to book Shanty Singers to bring lively sea shanties to your private event or party, please don't hesitate to get in touch with us: info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

Check out one of our Shanty events at the Tea House Theatre:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjAZh2Xq0EM

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COLLIERS WOOD - SHANTY SINGERS
May
20
7:30 PM19:30

COLLIERS WOOD - SHANTY SINGERS

“There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)”

LAMBETH IS BACK WITH SING SONGS!!


COME ON BOARD and join our SHANTY SINGERS crew at the Tea House Theatre every third Wednesday of the month from 7.30pm!

KNEES UP! Enjoy a night of shanties, songs of the sea, sailors food, sea biscuits and rum!

£15 First session including registration and a shot of rum;
£7.50 per session when booking a term;
£10 “Pay as yo go”

BOOK HERE

info@teahousetheatre.co.uk


Check out one of our Shanty events at the Tea House Theatre:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjAZh2Xq0EM

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A Midsummer Murder Mystery: A Wedding To Die For
Jun
20
7:00 PM19:00

A Midsummer Murder Mystery: A Wedding To Die For

🫖 An Interactive Murder Mystery at the Tea House

Join us for a three-hour interactive murder mystery experience, where you’ll step into a glamorous wedding reception that has taken a deadly turn. As the drama unfolds around you, you’ll question suspects, uncover clues, and work together to solve the mystery — all while enjoying an indulgent dining experience.

BOOK HERE

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Don't Go Into The Cellar - The Thirty Nine Steps
Jun
25
8:00 PM20:00

Don't Go Into The Cellar - The Thirty Nine Steps

Don't Go Into The Cellar!

Award-winning actor Jonathan Goodwin writes and performs this brand new stage adaptation of the classic Edwardian spy thriller by John Buchan, memorably filmed by Alfred Hitchcock.

First published in 1915, this perennially popular thriller has been adapted by Jonathan Goodwin. He plays man-on-the-run Richard Hannay, falsely accused of a murder he did not commit. He is pursued across the moors of Scotland by the nefarious Black Stone, a clandestine criminal organization hell-bent on plunging the world into a global war. In a race against time, Hannay must evade capture and certain death at the hands of the criminals responsible, and prevent the assassination of a foreign dignitary by anarchist spies.

Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).

Show Only £25

Dinner & Show £60

Dinner Theatre from 7pm, email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

from £25.00
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Don't Go Into The Cellar - A Study In Scarlet
Sep
24
8:00 PM20:00

Don't Go Into The Cellar - A Study In Scarlet

The very first Sherlock Holmes story!

The great detective meets John Watson for the first time, and so begins the mystery of Lauriston Gardens, the body of an unknown man and scrawled in blood, the word RACHE.

Actor and writer Jonathan Goodwin plays Sherlock Holmes in this one-man production, adapted from the great 1887 classic by Arthur Conan Doyle.

Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).

Show Only £25

Dinner & Show £60

Dinner Theatre from 7pm, email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

Don't Go Into The Cellar

from £25.00
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SE11 Sessions
Feb
28
8:30 PM20:30

SE11 Sessions

SE11 Sessions is Tea House Theatre's monthly night of jazz, soul & funk. Each month a guest vocalist fronts the house band, before musicians of all influences and ages link up for a scintillating jam.

Book a Table - Music 4 Free

Just 4 Drinks £5

Sing 4 Your Supper - Musicians Free

www.teahousetheatre.co.uk

0207 207 4585

Bar open till late!

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Tuneless Choir
Feb
25
to Feb 26

Tuneless Choir

Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm

Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!

If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:

£15 to register for your first time including entry to your first session,

then it's  £11 pay as you go after that.

Bookings:

Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636

londonvauxhall@tunelesschoir.com

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Knitting and Crochet
Feb
24
7:00 PM19:00

Knitting and Crochet

Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.

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Kings, Queens & Checkmates - Open Chess Club Night
Feb
22
6:00 PM18:00

Kings, Queens & Checkmates - Open Chess Club Night

♟️ Experience the thrill of Chess Night at Tea House Theatre – an unforgettable evening filled with brilliant moves, lively conversation, and a welcoming community. Whether you’re a grandmaster or just curious about the game, this night is tailored for YOU. ☕

Why you won’t want to miss it:

  • Challenge your mind over a comforting cup of tea.

  • Connect with fascinating people and swap captivating stories.

  • Dive into friendly matches or simply relax and enjoy the captivating atmosphere.

  • Discover the perfect blend of strategy, fun, and thoughtful reflection.

✨ Make this your go-to event for chess lovers seeking connection and relaxation.

📌 FREE ENTRY — Reserve your spot now to guarantee a board!

Questions? Reach out at info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

♟️ Ready your pieces — we can’t wait to welcome you!


BOOK HERE

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Pancake Day
Feb
17
9:30 AM09:30

Pancake Day

Celebrate Shrove Tuesday at the Tea House Theatre 🥞

Join us on Tuesday 17th February as we celebrate Pancake Day in the most delicious way. For one day only, we’ll be serving our special Pancake Day menu all day, alongside our regular menu.

From indulgent sweet pancakes with classic toppings to hearty savoury options, it’s the perfect excuse to treat yourself—whether you’re popping in for breakfast, lunch, or a cosy afternoon tea.

No need to book specially for pancakes, just come along, grab a seat, and celebrate Shrove Tuesday with us at the Tea House Theatre.

But if you wish to book a table please email us: info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

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SOLD OUT! Murder Mystery: My Deadly Valentine
Feb
14
7:00 PM19:00

SOLD OUT! Murder Mystery: My Deadly Valentine

SOLD OUT!

💔 My Deadly Valentine.. A Valentine’s Day Murder Mystery at the Tea House Theatre.

🍷 Enjoy our immersive theatre experience and three-course meal as you celebrate this special Valentine’s Day. All for £75 for the 3-hour show and meal — a perfect evening of romance, suspense, and fine dining.

Love is in the air… and so is murder.

Join us for an evening of intrigue, scandal, and deadly secrets at the launch party of bestselling romance novelist Nora Chance’s latest book. Champagne is flowing, hearts are fluttering, and the mood is perfect for celebration — especially as Nora prepares to announce her engagement to her fourth fiancé.

But there’s a problem.

Nora’s previous lovers have all met untimely ends. And tonight, it seems someone has decided her love life should stay on the page.

When celebration turns to suspicion, it’s up to you to uncover the truth.

🕯️ What to Expect

A fully interactive murder mystery experience

A richly woven story of romance, jealousy, and revenge

A cast of suspicious characters — each with secrets to hide

Clues to uncover, alibis to question, and a killer to expose

Set within the atmospheric surroundings of our Tea House Theatre.

💌 Perfect for Valentine’s Night

Whether you’re bringing a date, friends, or flying solo, My Deadly Valentine is a deliciously dark twist on Valentine’s Day — equal parts romance and murder.

Can you work out whodunit before it’s too late?

🎟️ Tickets are limited
BOOK HERE

Once you book your ticket, please email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

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Jazz Jam Sessions
Feb
10
8:00 PM20:00

Jazz Jam Sessions

Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.

Join us for an exciting evening of jazz jam session on Tuesday.

Expect a night filled with spontaneous improvisation, smooth rhythms, and electrifying performances. Don’t miss out on this incredible jazz jam night!

Full bar available.

02072074585

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This House Believes Anti-Zionism is Anti-Semitism
Jan
26
6:30 PM18:30

This House Believes Anti-Zionism is Anti-Semitism

Anti-Zionism and antisemitism sit in a tense, emotionally charged space – now more than ever. Many people argue that anti-Zionism often crosses a line: that denying the Jewish right to self-determination, uniquely among the world’s peoples, echoes older patterns of exclusion and hostility. Others counter that anti-Zionism is a critique of nationalism, state formation, or specific government actions, and does not constitute prejudice against the Jewish people.

This event invites you debate this issue in a civilised manner and in good faith, taking the long historical perspective.
During the Q&A you will be able to question the speakers or make a statement.

Tickets include a free drink at The Tea House Theatre – hot, cold, soft, or alcoholic.

DRESS CODE: Smart attire (shirt and tie expected)

BOOK HERE

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Don't Go Into The Cellar - The Time Machine
Jan
22
8:00 PM20:00

Don't Go Into The Cellar - The Time Machine

Don't Go Into The Cellar! Theatre Company are back in 2026 with The Time Machine.

Join acclaimed actor Jonathan Goodwin in this original one-man adaptation of the classic H.G. Wells time travel tale. An authentic and faithful take on the source material, scripted by Jonathan Goodwin and co-directed by Goodwin and Gary Archer.

Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).

Show Only £25

Dinner & Show £60

Dinner Theatre from 7pm, email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

from £25.00
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Jazz Jam
Jan
13
8:00 PM20:00

Jazz Jam

Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.

Free for musicians

House band:

Tamas Teszary: Vibraphone

Benjamin Gasiglia: Guitar

Jason Simpson: Double Bass

Eric Ford: Drums

Full bar available.

02072074585

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SOLD OUT - Murder Mystery - A Dickens of a Murder
Dec
20
7:00 PM19:00

SOLD OUT - Murder Mystery - A Dickens of a Murder

SOLD OUT

This Christmas, step into the pages of Charles Dickens’ imagination… but beware! Not all is as it seems.

Charles Dickens is struggling with writer’s block, pressured by his publisher to create a new masterpiece starring one of his beloved characters. But Miss Haversham, Nancy, Scrooge, and the Ghost of Christmas Past each have their own ambitions—and one of them will stop at nothing to take the spotlight.

An Unforgettable Theatre Dining Experience
This isn’t just theatre - it’s a special four-course Christmas feast, served as part of the evening. Indulge in delicious dishes, pull your Christmas cracker, raise a glass, and enjoy a night of laughter, mystery, and festive cheer while the story unfolds around you.

📅 When: Saturday, 20th December
📍 Where: Tea House Theatre

Step into the story. Solve the mystery. Savour the feast.
A night of suspense, laughter, and Christmas magic awaits - don’t miss it, book early.

BOOK HERE

Once you book your ticket, please email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

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Don't Go Into The Cellar - A Christmas Carol
Dec
11
8:00 PM20:00

Don't Go Into The Cellar - A Christmas Carol

Join the great Victorian novelist Charles Dickens as he brings to life one of the most famous ghost stories of all time. A tale of revenants and redemption, hauntings and humbug, seasonal spooks and sentiment. Award-winning actor and writer Jonathan Goodwin performs as Dickens in this one-man performance, co-directed by Goodwin and Gary Archer.

Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).

Show Only £25

Dinner & Show £60

Dinner Theatre from 7pm

Once booked please pre-order your meals in advance via info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

from £25.00
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Jazz Jam
Dec
9
8:00 PM20:00

Jazz Jam

Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.

Join us for an exciting evening of jazz jam session on Tuesday, March 11th! Featuring a stellar line-up:

Sam Leaks on the Organ, bringing soulful grooves and electrifying melodies. Ben Gasiglia on Guitar, with his smooth and intricate riffs. Eric Ford on Drums, providing the rhythmic backbone and dynamic energy.

Expect a night filled with spontaneous improvisation, smooth rhythms, and electrifying performances. Don’t miss out on this incredible jazz jam night!

Full bar available.

02072074585

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Christmas Carols
Dec
8
7:00 PM19:00

Christmas Carols

Christmas Carols at the Tea House Theatre 

Join us for a festive evening of Christmas Carols at the Tea House Theatre! Gather around the tree, sip on our signature loose leaf teas served in cosy pots, and let the warm sounds of seasonal music fill the air.

 Date: 8th December
 Time: 7pm
 Location: Tea House Theatre, SE11 5HL

Bring your friends and family, enjoy the magic of live music, and celebrate the season in our charming, atmospheric space. No tickets required – just come along and sing your heart out!

Perfect for warming up with a pot of tea and the Christmas spirit. 

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Don't Go Into The Cellar - Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes
Nov
27
8:00 PM20:00

Don't Go Into The Cellar - Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes

In this original stage adaptation, based on Conan Doyle classics, Jonathan Goodwin plays Sherlock Holmes and a host of other characters. Death trails in the wake of the mysterious Lion's Mane! Conspiracy and subterfuge abound in The Adventure of the Three Garridebs! Golden Age detection and adventure brought to life by Don't Go Into The Cellar! Scripted and performed by Jonathan Goodwin.

Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).

Show Only £25

Dinner & Show £60

Dinner Theatre from 7pm, email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

from £25.00
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All I Ever Wanted Album Launch
Nov
22
7:30 PM19:30

All I Ever Wanted Album Launch

Acclaimed singer-songwriter Doozer McDooze is thrilled to announce the official launch of his highly anticipated album, All I Ever Wanted, with a special live performance at the iconic Tea House Theatre in London on Saturday, November 22, 2025.

Known for his raw, heartfelt lyrics and genre-blending sound, Doozer McDooze has built a dedicated following with his unique mix of folk, punk, and acoustic storytelling. 

All I Ever Wanted marks a bold new chapter in his career, delivering a collection of deeply personal songs that explore themes of love, loss, and chasing dreams against all odds. The album showcases Doozer’s signature gritty vocals and infectious energy, paired with rich, layered instrumentation that promises to captivate listeners. The album launch event at Tea House Theatre, located at 139 Vauxhall Walk, London SE11 5HL, will feature a full live performance of All I Ever Wanted, alongside fan-favorite tracks from Doozer’s previous releases. Expect an intimate, high-energy show filled with the raw emotion and charisma that has made Doozer a standout in the UK music scene. 

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Nov
19
7:30 PM19:30

COLLIERS WOOD - SHANTY SINGERS

“There once was a ship that put to sea

The name of the ship was Billy of Tea

The winds blew up, her bow dipped down

Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)”

LAMBETH IS BACK WITH SING SONGS!!

COME ON BOARD and join our SHANTY SINGERS crew at the Tea House Theatre on Wednesday 19th November from 7.30pm!

KNEES UP! Enjoy a night of shanties, songs of the sea, sailors food, sea biscuits and rum!

£15 First session including registration and a shot of rum;

£7.50 per session when booking a term;

£10 “Pay as yo go”

BOOK HERE

If you'd like to book Shanty Singers to bring lively sea shanties to your private event or party, please don't hesitate to get in touch with us: info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

Check out one of our Shanty events at the Tea House Theatre:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjAZh2Xq0EM

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Four White Flowers by Kendall Fowler
Nov
15
8:00 PM20:00

Four White Flowers by Kendall Fowler

Four White Flowers, written and Directed by Kendall Fowler.

This full-length stage play tells the story of the four infamous Russian Grand Duchesses: Olga, Tatiana, Maria, and Anastasia, and their life over the period of just one day. Its White Flower Day 1914, in Yalta, Russian Empire: a holiday thats been created by the royal family in which thousands of white flowers are sold in street markets to raise money for tuberculosis patients in the area.

As the girls are preparing to help with the festivities, the oldest daughter, Olga, receives a letter from the Crown Prince of Romania stating his intent to marry her and align the two kingdoms. Desperate to be able to stay with her family and sisters, Olga is willing to do almost anything to ensure this doesnt happen. However, the world is changing, and the Russian Imperial Family cannot keep up with the times. Olga must choose between family and duty in order to ensure that their world as they know it doesn't collapse around them.

BOOK HERE

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Four White Flowers by Kendall Fowler
Nov
14
8:00 PM20:00

Four White Flowers by Kendall Fowler

Four White Flowers, written and Directed by Kendall Fowler.

This full-length stage play tells the story of the four infamous Russian Grand Duchesses: Olga, Tatiana, Maria, and Anastasia, and their life over the period of just one day. Its White Flower Day 1914, in Yalta, Russian Empire: a holiday thats been created by the royal family in which thousands of white flowers are sold in street markets to raise money for tuberculosis patients in the area.

As the girls are preparing to help with the festivities, the oldest daughter, Olga, receives a letter from the Crown Prince of Romania stating his intent to marry her and align the two kingdoms. Desperate to be able to stay with her family and sisters, Olga is willing to do almost anything to ensure this doesnt happen. However, the world is changing, and the Russian Imperial Family cannot keep up with the times. Olga must choose between family and duty in order to ensure that their world as they know it doesn't collapse around them.

BOOK HERE

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Georgia van Etten at The Tea House Theatre - Well To The Water
Nov
8
7:30 PM19:30

Georgia van Etten at The Tea House Theatre - Well To The Water

Georgia van Etten hosts an exclusive and intimate evening, introducing new songs from her upcoming record 'Well To The Water'.

With the album set for release in 2026, this will be the first time many songs are shared with an audience.

Join Georgia as she dives into her experience writing and recording the album, supported by her incredible band. She'll also throw in much loved tunes from her previous releases.

The album will be avaible to pre-order on the night, along with first access to new merchandise.

Doors: 7:30pm Support: 8:00pm Show: 8:45pm

*Arts *Musical

TICKETS

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Halloween Carve & Cocktail Night
Oct
25
7:00 PM19:00

Halloween Carve & Cocktail Night

Halloween Pumpkin Carving Night at the Tea House Theatre! 🎃

Join us for a spooktacular evening of creativity and fun at our CARVE & COCKTAIL NIGHT.

Date: Saturday 25th October
Time: From 7pm - 9pm

Unleash your artistic side as you carve unique and festive pumpkins with friends and family. For just £20 per person, you’ll receive everything you need: a pumpkin and all the carving tools to bring your designs to life and one free Halloween-themed cocktail to keep you going!

Looking for a unique date night idea? This is it! Share laughs and create lasting memories together in the cosy atmosphere of the Tea House Theatre.

Space is limited, so don’t miss out! Book your tickets now to secure your spot for this delightful autumn event!

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In Plain Sight - Work in Progress
Oct
24
8:00 PM20:00

In Plain Sight - Work in Progress

In Plain Sight - Tea House Theatre

24 Oct 2025

In Plain Sight - Work in Progress

Set across contemporary Britain, In Plain Sight is a collection of British-focused Stories of Love told in the form of a one-act play. Each scene is 20-25 minutes in length and is set in a unique location across the U.K., from the shores of Cornwall, rural Wales, and the Peak District echoing the complexity of life in Britain. The show highlights how love takes many different forms, from familial, platonic, and romantic, and how love is more complex than we often see in media. In this Work in Progress showcase, we are performing three of the five stories, celebrating love in all its forms:

Erin, Alys, & The Open Space - Telling the Story of Erin, who travels from Denbigh to Chester to meet her birth mother.

Alex, Danny, & The Space Between - Set in the City of Plymouth, Alex and Danny reconnect following a tragic incident that tore the two of them apart three years ago.

Hannah, Max, & The Whirlwind - When Hannah goes on her first date with Max in Lancaster, her life is swept up in a Whirlwind as their entire relationship is played out. A fun theatrical twist on the traditional rom-com.

Tickets: £10

BOOK HERE: https://lambethfringe.com/events/in-plain-sight-tea-house

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Bob, Your Uncle
Oct
23
7:00 PM19:00

Bob, Your Uncle

Bob, Your Uncle improvises hilarious, informative and downright silly scenes based on idioms and phrases from you, the audience!

Previous shows have spilled the beans on sayings from France to the Dominican Republic, Yorkshire to New York. Who says boo to a goose? What Portuguese dog is afraid of sausages? And why do Bulgarians care about your grandmother’s kite?

The more the merrier, so join us in exploring unique and strange phrases from around the world!

“Bob, Your Uncle are rapidly rising stars of the London improv scene. Hilarious improvised scenes and characters inspired by sayings you never knew existed!” - Steve Roe, Founder of Hoopla Impro

BOOK HERE

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Bob, Your Uncle
Oct
20
7:00 PM19:00

Bob, Your Uncle

Bob, Your Uncle improvises hilarious, informative and downright silly scenes based on idioms and phrases from you, the audience!

Previous shows have spilled the beans on sayings from France to the Dominican Republic, Yorkshire to New York. Who says boo to a goose? What Portuguese dog is afraid of sausages? And why do Bulgarians care about your grandmother’s kite?

The more the merrier, so join us in exploring unique and strange phrases from around the world!

“Bob, Your Uncle are rapidly rising stars of the London improv scene. Hilarious improvised scenes and characters inspired by sayings you never knew existed!” - Steve Roe, Founder of Hoopla Impro

BOOK HERE

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JAZZ JAM
Oct
14
8:00 PM20:00

JAZZ JAM

Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.

£10 entry

Free for musicians.

Line-up:

Pat Levett: Harmonica

Sam Leak: Keyboard

Ben Gasiglia: Guitar

Eric Ford: Drums

Spencer Brown: Double-Bass

Full bar available.

02072074585

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Don't Go Into The Cellar - Sherlock Holmes vs Dracula
Oct
10
8:00 PM20:00

Don't Go Into The Cellar - Sherlock Holmes vs Dracula

In late-Victorian London, a spate of inexplicable murders has Scotland Yard baffled.

Bodies are being found drained of blood. Sherlock Holmes knows that vampires do not exist, until he witnesses evidence to the contrary.

Can Van Helsing and the king of detectives combine forces to solve the mystery? Or will Dracula, Lord of the Undead cut a bloody swathe throughout the Empire?

Jonathan Goodwin plays Sherlock Holmes, Count Dracula, Van Helsing and Colonel Moran in a show scripted by himself, and co-directed with Gary Archer. 

Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).

Show Only £25

Dinner & Show £60

Dinner Theatre from 7pm

Once booked please Pre-order your meals in advance via info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

from £25.00
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