Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.

♟️Join our Chess Night at the Tea House Theatre.
Whether you're a seasoned player, a casual enthusiast, or someone curious about the game, this event is for YOU.

☕ Why join?

Play chess over a cosy cup of tea.

Meet incredible people and share stories.

Engage in friendly matches, or just watch and soak in the vibe.

📌 FREE ENTRY – but please book a spot so we make sure we have a board for you! BOOK HERE

For any questions, contact us at info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

♟️ We can’t wait to see you there!

Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.

“There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)”

LAMBETH IS BACK WITH SING SONGS!!

COME ON BOARD and join our SHANTY SINGERS crew at the Tea House Theatre on Wednesday 17th December from 7.30pm!

KNEES UP! Enjoy a night of shanties, songs of the sea, sailors food, sea biscuits and rum!

£15 First session including registration and a shot of rum;
£7.50 per session when booking a term;
£10 “Pay as yo go”

BOOK HERE

info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

Check out one of our Shanty events at the Tea House Theatre:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjAZh2Xq0EM

Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.

Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.

Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.

Join libertarian satirist and author Dominic Frisby, philosopher and podcaster Razi Ginzberg, Lib Dem politician Rachel Bentley and Dr David Sexton to debate whether the welfare state was a big, expensive mistake

BOOK HERE

♟️Join our Chess Night at the Tea House Theatre.
Whether you're a seasoned player, a casual enthusiast, or someone curious about the game, this event is for YOU.

☕ Why join?

Play chess over a cosy cup of tea.

Meet incredible people and share stories.

Engage in friendly matches, or just watch and soak in the vibe.

📌 FREE ENTRY – but please book a spot so we make sure we have a board for you! BOOK HERE

For any questions, contact us at info@teahousetheatre.co.uk

♟️ We can’t wait to see you there!

Sherlock Holmes Strikes Back – Live on Stage

The game is afoot…

Step into the world of Sherlock Holmes in this thrilling live theatre experience starring award-winning actor Jonathan Goodwin.

In one unforgettable evening, Holmes takes on the baffling mystery of The Red-Headed League before facing his greatest enemy, Professor Moriarty, in a gripping battle of wits. With danger lurking and time running out, can Holmes outsmart the ultimate criminal mastermind?

This original stage adaptation brings the classic stories of Arthur Conan Doyle vividly to life- packed with intrigue, suspense, and razor-sharp deduction.

🎭 A must-see for fans of mystery, drama, and classic storytelling

📅 One Night Only – 23rd July
🎟 Book now – before it sells out

Show Only £25

Dinner & Show £60

Dinner Theatre from 7pm

BOOK HERE

Once booked please Pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*

Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.

Step into the enchanting world of Shakespeare with Hamnetina (played by Manthe Penton Harrap) - an evening of history, poetry and performance at the Tea House Theatre.

Discover the fascinating story of William Shakespeare, explore the famous phrases he invented that we still use today, and experience beautifully recited sonnets and powerful soliloquies brought to life with explanation and insight along the way.

An atmospheric and thought-provoking evening for lovers of literature, theatre and timeless words.

Tickets: £18
Concession: £9

Concession tickets are available for students and benefit recipients only. Valid proof of eligibility will be requested and checked at the door.

BOOK HERE

Theatre Programme Biography

Manthe Penton Harrap

Born in Africa’s Highveld savanna, Manthe was raised on a cattle ranch celebrated for its wildlife safaris and ancient San rock art.  After being educated in Harare, Zimbabwe, and Hampshire, England, she trained at the Actors’ Theatre School under the late Eamonn Jones and completed her LAMDA examinations. 

As an experienced public speaker, actress, and short-film performer who split her work across Harare and London, her notable television credits include Channel 4's The Perfect Pitch and BBC Two's Modern Times: Welcome to Mayfair.  It was on the latter that she shared her signature philosophy: “One should add a bit of sparkle to the world.”  Her community work led to her appointment as the Ambassador to Mayfair—a role she launched with the dual honours of turning on the Christmas lights and performing a ceremonial sabrage. 

Now residing in Fitzrovia with Sebastian, her faithful 36-year-old Green Amazon parrot, Manthe is delighted to make her Shakespearean debut in Thursday’s performance.

Join us this Friday 10th July for an Irish Music Evening at the Tea House Theatre — a warm, informal evening of traditional Irish music, played fully acoustic around the table while you enjoy the atmosphere, drinks, or dinner.

The session will feature flute and bouzouki, with music starting from 7pm. This is a relaxed Irish session in the traditional style — musicians gathered together, sharing tunes, atmosphere, and good company.

Bring friends, enjoy the music, and settle in for a cosy Friday night at the Tea House Theatre.

Local musicians are welcome to join the session.

Free to all.

Join us for an uplifting evening of a cappella music as The Pop-Up Choir returns to Tea House Theatre in Vauxhall.

Feeling inspired? You're welcome to join in with a song or two—no experience required, just enthusiasm!

Whether you're a keen singer, a music lover, or simply looking for a unique evening out, come along and enjoy an entertaining night of live vocal music.

Free entry – no booking required. 🎵

📅 Date: Wednesday 1st July

🕢 Time: 7:30 PM

📍 Tea House Theatre, Vauxhall

🫖 An Interactive Murder Mystery at the Tea House

Join us for a three-hour interactive murder mystery experience, where you’ll step into a glamorous wedding reception that has taken a deadly turn. As the drama unfolds around you, you’ll question suspects, uncover clues, and work together to solve the mystery — all while enjoying an indulgent dining experience.

BOOK HERE

Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.

Join CEO of Republic, Graham Smith, co-founder of Agora, William Hagerup, and others in a debate about the Monarchy. Is it time to replace the UK Monarchy with an elected Head of State? 

Should Britain sweep away centuries of royal tradition and replace the Crown with an elected head of state? Supporters say it’s time to drag the constitution into the 21st century — arguing that no public office should be handed down by birth, and that an elected president would finally give the people a direct say at the very top.

But critics warn that scrapping the monarchy would gamble with one of the nation’s last great stabilising forces. The King stands above party politics, they argue — a symbol of continuity in turbulent times. Would an elected head of state simply become another politician, dividing rather than uniting the country?

Expect great arguments on either side and plenty of room for YOU to put your opinion across as we ask: is the Crown the glue that holds Britain together — or an outdated relic ready for retirement?

We invite you to test the motion, challenge assumptions, and share your views during the Q&A.

BOOK HERE

IS THE CHURCH IN THE BATTLE FOR BRITAIN?
Q&A & Discussion with top Christian Nationalist/patriot pastor proponents.

Join us in person for a lively conversation about the role of the Church in today’s Britain. We’ll dive into key issues, share perspectives, and explore what it means to be part of this battle. It’s a great chance to meet like-minded folks and get involved in something meaningful. Don’t miss out on this engaging event!

We will begin with worship, moving into discussion, Q&A and close in prayer.

7pm - 9pm (worship, discussion, close in prayer)

Location
St. Peter’s, 310 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, London, SE11 5HY

BOOK TICKETS HERE

WHAT’S MORE…

We hugely encourage you to join us for our book launch after party for Dominic Muir’s new book ‘Battle for Britain - Enthroning Christ as King’ from 9pm onwards at Tea House Theatre, 139 Vauxhall Walk, London SE11 5HL (only 5 minute walk across the green!)