Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!
WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE
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We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.
We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.
We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce online (to view our range click here). Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.
We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.
Paper Tiger Poetry returns!
Every last Friday of the month except for August and December.
An evening of future poets and open mic with Jason Why MC.
Visit us at https://papertigerpoetry.wordpress.com/coming-soon/
7pm
£5 entry
Bar open till late!
SE11 Sessions is Tea House Theatre's monthly night of jazz, soul & funk. Each month a guest vocalist fronts the house band, before musicians of all influences and ages link up for a scintillating jam.
Book a Table - Music 4 Free
Just 4 Drinks £5
Sing 4 Your Supper - Musicians Free
0207 207 4585
Bar open till late!
♟️Join our Chess Night at the Tea House Theatre.
Whether you're a seasoned player, a casual enthusiast, or someone curious about the game, this event is for YOU.
☕ Why join?
Play chess over a cosy cup of tea.
Meet incredible people and share stories.
Engage in friendly matches, or just watch and soak in the vibe.
📌 FREE ENTRY – but please book a spot so we make sure we have a board for you! BOOK HERE
For any questions, contact us at info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
♟️ We can’t wait to see you there!
Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
“There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)”
LAMBETH IS BACK WITH SING SONGS!!
COME ON BOARD and join our SHANTY SINGERS crew at the Tea House Theatre every 3rd Wednesday of the month from 7.30pm!
KNEES UP! Enjoy a night of shanties, songs of the sea, sailors food, sea biscuits and rum!
£15 First session including registration and a shot of rum;
£7.50 per session when booking a term;
£10 “Pay as yo go”
If you'd like to book Shanty Singers to bring lively sea shanties to your private event or party, please don't hesitate to get in touch with us: info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
Check out one of our Shanty events at the Tea House Theatre:
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.
Free for musicians
House band:
Sam Braysher: Saxophone Rick Simpson: Keyboard Ben Gasiglia: Guitar Eric Ford: Drums Spencer Brown: Double-Bass
Full bar available.
02072074585
Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm
Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!
If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:
£15 to register for your first time including entry to your first session, then it's £11 pay as you go after that.
Bookings:
Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636
Join us in person for a lively conversation about the role of the Church in today’s Britain. We’ll dive into key issues, share perspectives, and explore what it means to be part of this battle. It’s a great chance to meet like-minded folks and get involved in something meaningful. Don’t miss out on this engaging event!
We will begin with worship, moving into discussion, Q&A and close in prayer.
7pm - 9pm (worship, discussion, close in prayer)
Location
St. Peter’s, 310 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, London, SE11 5HY
BOOK TICKETS HERE
WHAT’S MORE…
We hugely encourage you to join us for our book launch after party for Dominic Muir’s new book ‘Battle for Britain - Enthroning Christ as King’ from 9pm onwards at Tea House Theatre, 139 Vauxhall Walk, London SE11 5HL (only 5 minute walk across the green!)
Join CEO of Republic, Graham Smith, co-founder of Agora, William Hagerup, and others in a debate about the Monarchy. Is it time to replace the UK Monarchy with an elected Head of State?
Should Britain sweep away centuries of royal tradition and replace the Crown with an elected head of state? Supporters say it’s time to drag the constitution into the 21st century — arguing that no public office should be handed down by birth, and that an elected president would finally give the people a direct say at the very top.
But critics warn that scrapping the monarchy would gamble with one of the nation’s last great stabilising forces. The King stands above party politics, they argue — a symbol of continuity in turbulent times. Would an elected head of state simply become another politician, dividing rather than uniting the country?
Expect great arguments on either side and plenty of room for YOU to put your opinion across as we ask: is the Crown the glue that holds Britain together — or an outdated relic ready for retirement?
We invite you to test the motion, challenge assumptions, and share your views during the Q&A.
BOOK HERE
Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
“There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)”
LAMBETH IS BACK WITH SING SONGS!!
COME ON BOARD and join our SHANTY SINGERS crew at the Tea House Theatre on Wednesday 17th December from 7.30pm!
KNEES UP! Enjoy a night of shanties, songs of the sea, sailors food, sea biscuits and rum!
£15 First session including registration and a shot of rum;
£7.50 per session when booking a term;
£10 “Pay as yo go”
BOOK HERE
Check out one of our Shanty events at the Tea House Theatre:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjAZh2Xq0EM
Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm
Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!
If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:
£15 to register for your first time including entry to your first session, then it's £11 pay as you go after that.
Bookings:
Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636
Paper Tiger Poetry:
Every last Friday of the month except for August and December.
An evening of future poets and open mic with Jason Why MC.
Visit us at https://papertigerpoetry.wordpress.com/coming-soon/
7pm
£5 entry
Bar open till late!
SE11 Sessions is Tea House Theatre's monthly night of jazz, soul & funk. The last Saturday of the month. Each month a guest vocalist fronts the house band, before musicians of all influences and ages link up for a scintillating jam.
Book a Table - Music 4 Free
Just 4 Drinks £5
Sing 4 Your Supper - Musicians Free
0207 207 4585
Bar open till late!
♟️Join our Chess Night at the Tea House Theatre.
Whether you're a seasoned player, a casual enthusiast, or someone curious about the game, this event is for YOU.
☕ Why join?
Play chess over a cosy cup of tea.
Meet incredible people and share stories.
Engage in friendly matches, or just watch and soak in the vibe.
📌 FREE ENTRY – but please book a spot so we make sure we have a board for you! BOOK HERE
For any questions, contact us at info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
♟️ We can’t wait to see you there!
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.
Free for musicians
House band:
Tamas Teszary: Vibraphone
Benjamin Gasiglia: Guitar
Jason Simpson: Double Bass
Eric Ford: Drums
Full bar available.
02072074585
Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm
Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!
If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:
£15 to register for your first time including entry to your first session, then it's £11 pay as you go after that.
Free Refreshments:
50 teas from around the world and delicious cakes available.
Bookings:
Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
“There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)”
LAMBETH IS BACK WITH SING SONGS!!
COME ON BOARD and join our SHANTY SINGERS crew at the Tea House Theatre every third Wednesday of the month from 7.30pm!
KNEES UP! Enjoy a night of shanties, songs of the sea, sailors food, sea biscuits and rum!
£15 First session including registration and a shot of rum;
£7.50 per session when booking a term;
£10 “Pay as yo go”
BOOK HERE
Check out one of our Shanty events at the Tea House Theatre:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjAZh2Xq0EM
Join us for a three-hour interactive murder mystery experience, where you’ll step into a glamorous wedding reception that has taken a deadly turn. As the drama unfolds around you, you’ll question suspects, uncover clues, and work together to solve the mystery — all while enjoying an indulgent dining experience.
BOOK HERE
Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm
Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!
If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:
£15 to register for your first time including entry to your first session,
then it's £11 pay as you go after that.
Bookings:
Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636
Award-winning actor Jonathan Goodwin writes and performs this brand new stage adaptation of the classic Edwardian spy thriller by John Buchan, memorably filmed by Alfred Hitchcock.
First published in 1915, this perennially popular thriller has been adapted by Jonathan Goodwin. He plays man-on-the-run Richard Hannay, falsely accused of a murder he did not commit. He is pursued across the moors of Scotland by the nefarious Black Stone, a clandestine criminal organization hell-bent on plunging the world into a global war. In a race against time, Hannay must evade capture and certain death at the hands of the criminals responsible, and prevent the assassination of a foreign dignitary by anarchist spies.
Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm, email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
Award-winning actor Jonathan Goodwin writes and performs this brand new stage adaptation of the classic Edwardian spy thriller by John Buchan, memorably filmed by Alfred Hitchcock.
First published in 1915, this perennially popular thriller has been adapted by Jonathan Goodwin. He plays man-on-the-run Richard Hannay, falsely accused of a murder he did not commit. He is pursued across the moors of Scotland by the nefarious Black Stone, a clandestine criminal organization hell-bent on plunging the world into a global war.
In a race against time, Hannay must evade capture and certain death at the hands of the criminals responsible, and prevent the assassination of a foreign dignitary by anarchist spies.
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm
Once booked please Pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*
Paper Tiger Poetry returns!
Every last Friday of the month except for August and December.
An evening of future poets and open mic with Jason Why MC.
Visit us at https://papertigerpoetry.wordpress.com/coming-soon/
7pm
£5 entry
Bar open till late!
SE11 Sessions is Tea House Theatre's monthly night of jazz, soul & funk. Each month a guest vocalist fronts the house band, before musicians of all influences and ages link up for a scintillating jam.
Book a Table - Music 4 Free
Just 4 Drinks £5
Sing 4 Your Supper - Musicians Free
0207 207 4585
Bar open till late!
♟️ Experience the thrill of Chess Night at Tea House Theatre – an unforgettable evening filled with brilliant moves, lively conversation, and a welcoming community. Whether you’re a grandmaster or just curious about the game, this night is tailored for YOU. ☕
Why you won’t want to miss it:
Challenge your mind over a comforting cup of tea.
Connect with fascinating people and swap captivating stories.
Dive into friendly matches or simply relax and enjoy the captivating atmosphere.
Discover the perfect blend of strategy, fun, and thoughtful reflection.
✨ Make this your go-to event for chess lovers seeking connection and relaxation.
📌 FREE ENTRY — Reserve your spot now to guarantee a board!
Questions? Reach out at info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
♟️ Ready your pieces — we can’t wait to welcome you!
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.
Join us for an exciting evening of jazz jam session on Tuesday, March 11th! Featuring a stellar line-up:
Sam Leaks on the Organ, bringing soulful grooves and electrifying melodies. Ben Gasiglia on Guitar, with his smooth and intricate riffs. Eric Ford on Drums, providing the rhythmic backbone and dynamic energy.
Expect a night filled with spontaneous improvisation, smooth rhythms, and electrifying performances. Don’t miss out on this incredible jazz jam night!
Full bar available.
02072074585
Sherlock Holmes Strikes Back – Live on Stage
The game is afoot…
Step into the world of Sherlock Holmes in this thrilling live theatre experience starring award-winning actor Jonathan Goodwin.
In one unforgettable evening, Holmes takes on the baffling mystery of The Red-Headed League before facing his greatest enemy, Professor Moriarty, in a gripping battle of wits. With danger lurking and time running out, can Holmes outsmart the ultimate criminal mastermind?
This original stage adaptation brings the classic stories of Arthur Conan Doyle vividly to life- packed with intrigue, suspense, and razor-sharp deduction.
🎭 A must-see for fans of mystery, drama, and classic storytelling
📅 One Night Only – 23rd July
🎟 Book now – before it sells out
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm
BOOK HERE
Once booked please Pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*
Paper Tiger Poetry returns!
Every last Friday of the month except for August and December.
An evening of future poets and open mic with Jason Why MC.
Visit us at https://papertigerpoetry.wordpress.com/coming-soon/
7pm
£5 entry
Bar open till late!
SE11 Sessions is Tea House Theatre's monthly night of jazz, soul & funk. Each month a guest vocalist fronts the house band, before musicians of all influences and ages link up for a scintillating jam.
Book a Table - Music 4 Free
Just 4 Drinks £5
Sing 4 Your Supper - Musicians Free
0207 207 4585
Bar open till late!
Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.
£10 entry
Free for musicians.
Line-up:
Pat Levett: Harmonica
Sam Leak: Keyboard
Ben Gasiglia: Guitar
Eric Ford: Drums
Spencer Brown: Double-Bass
Full bar available.
02072074585
The very first Sherlock Holmes story!
The great detective meets John Watson for the first time, and so begins the mystery of Lauriston Gardens, the body of an unknown man and scrawled in blood, the word RACHE.
Actor and writer Jonathan Goodwin plays Sherlock Holmes in this one-man production, adapted from the great 1887 classic by Arthur Conan Doyle.
Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm, email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
The very first Sherlock Holmes story! The great detective meets John Watson for the first time, and so begins the mystery of Lauriston Gardens, the body of an unknown man and scrawled in blood, the word RACHE.
Actor and writer Jonathan Goodwin plays Sherlock Holmes in this one-man production, adapted from the great 1887 classic by Arthur Conan Doyle.
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm
Once booked please Pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*
Paper Tiger Poetry is set to deliver another unforgettable night on Friday 27th March, bringing its trademark mix of warmth, wit, and wild creativity back to the Tea House Theatre. The room will fill with familiar faces, first‑timers, and everyone in between — all ready to share in an evening where poetry feels alive, unpredictable, and wonderfully human.
Sign‑up for the open mic starts at 6:30pm, and as always, the stage will be open to every kind of voice: polished performers, nervous newcomers, storytellers, ranters, comedians, and anyone brave enough to step up and speak.
Expect big laughs, surprising moments, and that unmistakable Paper Tiger buzz — the kind of atmosphere that turns a simple open mic into a community.
A night of words, warmth, and welcome is on the way.
Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.
£10 entry
Free for musicians
House band:
Tamas Teszary: Vibraphone
Benjamin Gasiglia: Guitar
Jason Simpson: Double Bass
Eric Ford: Drums
Full bar available.
02072074585
Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.
£10 entry
Free for musicians
House band:
Tamas Teszary: Vibraphone
Benjamin Gasiglia: Guitar
Jason Simpson: Double Bass
Eric Ford: Drums
Full bar available.
02072074585
Don't Go Into The Cellar! Theatre Company
A fresh adaptation of the classic comic tale. Join Walsall's very own Jerome K. Jerome as he recounts his quixotic journey along the River Thames with his friends Harris and George (not forgetting Montmorency the dog!).
As funny now as it was all those years ago. Jonathan Goodwin portrays Jerome K Jerome in a show scripted by himself.
Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm, email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
A fresh adaptation of the classic comic tale.
Join Walsall's very own Jerome K. Jerome as he recounts his quixotic journey along the River Thames with his friends Harris and George (not forgetting Montmorency the dog!). As funny now as it was all those years ago.
Jonathan Goodwin portrays Jerome K Jerome in a show scripted by himself.
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm
Once booked please Pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*
Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm
Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!
If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:
£15 to register for your first time including entry to your first session, then it's £11 pay as you go after that.
Bookings:
Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.
£10 entry
Free for musicians
House band:
Tamas Teszary: Vibraphone
Benjamin Gasiglia: Guitar
Jason Simpson: Double Bass
Eric Ford: Drums
Full bar available.
02072074585
Celebrate Easter with a truly special dining experience at the Tea House Theatre with our Family Easter Sunday Set Menu — a delicious three-course feast created for a relaxed and memorable gathering.
Begin with indulgent smoked salmon scramble, served warm on crostinis — rich, comforting, and full of flavour.
For your main course, enjoy our traditional Sunday Roast Lamb, slow-roasted and beautifully tender, served with crisp roast potatoes, seasonal vegetables, Yorkshire pudding, proper gravy, and mint sauce — a true Easter classic.
Finish on a sweet and cosy note with hot cross buns served with butter and jam, perfectly paired with a pot of our signature Tea House loose leaf tea.
This is a set menu experience designed for families and friends to slow down, share a table, and celebrate Easter together in a welcoming, atmospheric setting.
Set Menu Price: £55 per person
Easter Sunday, 5th April
Bookings available at - 11am, 3pm or 6pm.
Reserve your places and make Easter Sunday deliciously memorable.
Join Barrister and Human Rights Lawyer, Dr Anna Loutfi, and others, in a debate about protected beliefs. Why should any belief be "protected"? And why some beliefs and not others?
TERF or Trans? Whether it is Islam, Transgenderism, Gender Critical views, Christianity or any other religious and/or philosophical world view - why should any of them have special protection in the law?
In a free society, you should be free to express any opinion and view, but should certain beliefs have special protection?
BOOK HERE
🌸 Celebrate Mum in the Most Delightful Way! 🌸
Mothering Sunday is a time to show appreciation for the wonderful women in our lives, and there’s no better way to do it than with a charming tea experience at the Tea House Theatre. Join us for a special day filled with delicious homemade treats, fine teas, and a cosy, welcoming atmosphere.
Treat Mum to something truly special, with a selection of homemade cakes, traditional scones with clotted cream and jam, and classic puddings that taste just like they were made with love. If you're looking for something more hearty, we proudly serve:
🍽 The Best Full English Breakfast in London – A proper, satisfying breakfast made with the finest ingredients.
🥩 A Legendary Beef Sunday Roast – Served with crispy roast potatoes, seasonal vegetables, Yorkshire pudding, and rich gravy - a true Sunday feast!
and more…
BOOK YOUR TABLE NOW
Celebrate Shrove Tuesday at the Tea House Theatre 🥞
Join us on Tuesday 17th February as we celebrate Pancake Day in the most delicious way. For one day only, we’ll be serving our special Pancake Day menu all day, alongside our regular menu.
From indulgent sweet pancakes with classic toppings to hearty savoury options, it’s the perfect excuse to treat yourself—whether you’re popping in for breakfast, lunch, or a cosy afternoon tea.
No need to book specially for pancakes, just come along, grab a seat, and celebrate Shrove Tuesday with us at the Tea House Theatre.
But if you wish to book a table please email us: info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
SOLD OUT!
💔 My Deadly Valentine.. A Valentine’s Day Murder Mystery at the Tea House Theatre.
🍷 Enjoy our immersive theatre experience and three-course meal as you celebrate this special Valentine’s Day. All for £75 for the 3-hour show and meal — a perfect evening of romance, suspense, and fine dining.
Love is in the air… and so is murder.
Join us for an evening of intrigue, scandal, and deadly secrets at the launch party of bestselling romance novelist Nora Chance’s latest book. Champagne is flowing, hearts are fluttering, and the mood is perfect for celebration — especially as Nora prepares to announce her engagement to her fourth fiancé.
But there’s a problem.
Nora’s previous lovers have all met untimely ends. And tonight, it seems someone has decided her love life should stay on the page.
When celebration turns to suspicion, it’s up to you to uncover the truth.
🕯️ What to Expect
A fully interactive murder mystery experience
A richly woven story of romance, jealousy, and revenge
A cast of suspicious characters — each with secrets to hide
Clues to uncover, alibis to question, and a killer to expose
Set within the atmospheric surroundings of our Tea House Theatre.
💌 Perfect for Valentine’s Night
Whether you’re bringing a date, friends, or flying solo, My Deadly Valentine is a deliciously dark twist on Valentine’s Day — equal parts romance and murder.
Can you work out whodunit before it’s too late?
🎟️ Tickets are limited
BOOK HERE
Once you book your ticket, please email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.
Join us for an exciting evening of jazz jam session on Tuesday.
Expect a night filled with spontaneous improvisation, smooth rhythms, and electrifying performances. Don’t miss out on this incredible jazz jam night!
Full bar available.
02072074585
Anti-Zionism and antisemitism sit in a tense, emotionally charged space – now more than ever. Many people argue that anti-Zionism often crosses a line: that denying the Jewish right to self-determination, uniquely among the world’s peoples, echoes older patterns of exclusion and hostility. Others counter that anti-Zionism is a critique of nationalism, state formation, or specific government actions, and does not constitute prejudice against the Jewish people.
This event invites you debate this issue in a civilised manner and in good faith, taking the long historical perspective.
During the Q&A you will be able to question the speakers or make a statement.
Tickets include a free drink at The Tea House Theatre – hot, cold, soft, or alcoholic.
DRESS CODE: Smart attire (shirt and tie expected)
BOOK HERE
Don't Go Into The Cellar! Theatre Company are back in 2026 with The Time Machine.
Join acclaimed actor Jonathan Goodwin in this original one-man adaptation of the classic H.G. Wells time travel tale. An authentic and faithful take on the source material, scripted by Jonathan Goodwin and co-directed by Goodwin and Gary Archer.
Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm, email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
Join acclaimed actor Jonathan Goodwin in this original one-man adaptation of the classic H.G. Wells time travel tale.
An authentic and faithful take on the source material, scripted by Jonathan Goodwin and co-directed by Goodwin and Gary Archer.
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm
Once booked please Pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*
SOLD OUT
This Christmas, step into the pages of Charles Dickens’ imagination… but beware! Not all is as it seems.
Charles Dickens is struggling with writer’s block, pressured by his publisher to create a new masterpiece starring one of his beloved characters. But Miss Haversham, Nancy, Scrooge, and the Ghost of Christmas Past each have their own ambitions—and one of them will stop at nothing to take the spotlight.
✨ An Unforgettable Theatre Dining Experience ✨
This isn’t just theatre - it’s a special four-course Christmas feast, served as part of the evening. Indulge in delicious dishes, pull your Christmas cracker, raise a glass, and enjoy a night of laughter, mystery, and festive cheer while the story unfolds around you.
📅 When: Saturday, 20th December
📍 Where: Tea House Theatre
Step into the story. Solve the mystery. Savour the feast.
A night of suspense, laughter, and Christmas magic awaits - don’t miss it, book early.
BOOK HERE
Once you book your ticket, please email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
Join the great Victorian novelist Charles Dickens as he brings to life one of the most famous ghost stories of all time. A tale of revenants and redemption, hauntings and humbug, seasonal spooks and sentiment. Award-winning actor and writer Jonathan Goodwin performs as Dickens in this one-man performance, co-directed by Goodwin and Gary Archer.
Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm
Once booked please pre-order your meals in advance via info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
Join the great Victorian novelist Charles Dickens as he brings to life one of the most famous ghost stories of all time. A tale of revenants and redemption, hauntings and humbug, seasonal spooks and sentiment.
Award-winning actor and writer Jonathan Goodwin performs as Dickens in this one-man performance, co-directed by Goodwin and Gary Archer.
Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm
Once booked please pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*
Christmas Carols at the Tea House Theatre
Join us for a festive evening of Christmas Carols at the Tea House Theatre! Gather around the tree, sip on our signature loose leaf teas served in cosy pots, and let the warm sounds of seasonal music fill the air.
Date: 8th December
Time: 7pm
Location: Tea House Theatre, SE11 5HL
Bring your friends and family, enjoy the magic of live music, and celebrate the season in our charming, atmospheric space. No tickets required – just come along and sing your heart out!
Perfect for warming up with a pot of tea and the Christmas spirit.
In this original stage adaptation, based on Conan Doyle classics, Jonathan Goodwin plays Sherlock Holmes and a host of other characters. Death trails in the wake of the mysterious Lion's Mane! Conspiracy and subterfuge abound in The Adventure of the Three Garridebs! Golden Age detection and adventure brought to life by Don't Go Into The Cellar! Scripted and performed by Jonathan Goodwin.
Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm, email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
In this original stage adaptation, based on Conan Doyle classics, Jonathan Goodwin plays Sherlock Holmes and a host of other characters.
Death trails in the wake of the mysterious Lion's Mane! Conspiracy and subterfuge abound in The Adventure of the Three Garridebs! Golden Age detection and adventure brought to life by Don't Go Into The Cellar! Scripted and performed by Jonathan Goodwin.
Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm
Once booked please Pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*
Acclaimed singer-songwriter Doozer McDooze is thrilled to announce the official launch of his highly anticipated album, All I Ever Wanted, with a special live performance at the iconic Tea House Theatre in London on Saturday, November 22, 2025.
Known for his raw, heartfelt lyrics and genre-blending sound, Doozer McDooze has built a dedicated following with his unique mix of folk, punk, and acoustic storytelling.
All I Ever Wanted marks a bold new chapter in his career, delivering a collection of deeply personal songs that explore themes of love, loss, and chasing dreams against all odds. The album showcases Doozer’s signature gritty vocals and infectious energy, paired with rich, layered instrumentation that promises to captivate listeners. The album launch event at Tea House Theatre, located at 139 Vauxhall Walk, London SE11 5HL, will feature a full live performance of All I Ever Wanted, alongside fan-favorite tracks from Doozer’s previous releases. Expect an intimate, high-energy show filled with the raw emotion and charisma that has made Doozer a standout in the UK music scene.
BOOK HERE
“There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)”
LAMBETH IS BACK WITH SING SONGS!!
COME ON BOARD and join our SHANTY SINGERS crew at the Tea House Theatre on Wednesday 19th November from 7.30pm!
KNEES UP! Enjoy a night of shanties, songs of the sea, sailors food, sea biscuits and rum!
£15 First session including registration and a shot of rum;
£7.50 per session when booking a term;
£10 “Pay as yo go”
BOOK HERE
If you'd like to book Shanty Singers to bring lively sea shanties to your private event or party, please don't hesitate to get in touch with us: info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
Check out one of our Shanty events at the Tea House Theatre:
Four White Flowers, written and Directed by Kendall Fowler.
This full-length stage play tells the story of the four infamous Russian Grand Duchesses: Olga, Tatiana, Maria, and Anastasia, and their life over the period of just one day. Its White Flower Day 1914, in Yalta, Russian Empire: a holiday thats been created by the royal family in which thousands of white flowers are sold in street markets to raise money for tuberculosis patients in the area.
As the girls are preparing to help with the festivities, the oldest daughter, Olga, receives a letter from the Crown Prince of Romania stating his intent to marry her and align the two kingdoms. Desperate to be able to stay with her family and sisters, Olga is willing to do almost anything to ensure this doesnt happen. However, the world is changing, and the Russian Imperial Family cannot keep up with the times. Olga must choose between family and duty in order to ensure that their world as they know it doesn't collapse around them.
Four White Flowers, written and Directed by Kendall Fowler.
This full-length stage play tells the story of the four infamous Russian Grand Duchesses: Olga, Tatiana, Maria, and Anastasia, and their life over the period of just one day. Its White Flower Day 1914, in Yalta, Russian Empire: a holiday thats been created by the royal family in which thousands of white flowers are sold in street markets to raise money for tuberculosis patients in the area.
As the girls are preparing to help with the festivities, the oldest daughter, Olga, receives a letter from the Crown Prince of Romania stating his intent to marry her and align the two kingdoms. Desperate to be able to stay with her family and sisters, Olga is willing to do almost anything to ensure this doesnt happen. However, the world is changing, and the Russian Imperial Family cannot keep up with the times. Olga must choose between family and duty in order to ensure that their world as they know it doesn't collapse around them.
Georgia van Etten hosts an exclusive and intimate evening, introducing new songs from her upcoming record 'Well To The Water'.
With the album set for release in 2026, this will be the first time many songs are shared with an audience.
Join Georgia as she dives into her experience writing and recording the album, supported by her incredible band. She'll also throw in much loved tunes from her previous releases.
The album will be avaible to pre-order on the night, along with first access to new merchandise.
Doors: 7:30pm Support: 8:00pm Show: 8:45pm
*Arts *Musical
Halloween Pumpkin Carving Night at the Tea House Theatre! 🎃
Join us for a spooktacular evening of creativity and fun at our CARVE & COCKTAIL NIGHT.
Date: Saturday 25th October
Time: From 7pm - 9pm
Unleash your artistic side as you carve unique and festive pumpkins with friends and family. For just £20 per person, you’ll receive everything you need: a pumpkin and all the carving tools to bring your designs to life and one free Halloween-themed cocktail to keep you going!
Looking for a unique date night idea? This is it! Share laughs and create lasting memories together in the cosy atmosphere of the Tea House Theatre.
Space is limited, so don’t miss out! Book your tickets now to secure your spot for this delightful autumn event!
BOOK HERE
24 Oct 2025
Set across contemporary Britain, In Plain Sight is a collection of British-focused Stories of Love told in the form of a one-act play. Each scene is 20-25 minutes in length and is set in a unique location across the U.K., from the shores of Cornwall, rural Wales, and the Peak District echoing the complexity of life in Britain. The show highlights how love takes many different forms, from familial, platonic, and romantic, and how love is more complex than we often see in media. In this Work in Progress showcase, we are performing three of the five stories, celebrating love in all its forms:
Erin, Alys, & The Open Space - Telling the Story of Erin, who travels from Denbigh to Chester to meet her birth mother.
Alex, Danny, & The Space Between - Set in the City of Plymouth, Alex and Danny reconnect following a tragic incident that tore the two of them apart three years ago.
Hannah, Max, & The Whirlwind - When Hannah goes on her first date with Max in Lancaster, her life is swept up in a Whirlwind as their entire relationship is played out. A fun theatrical twist on the traditional rom-com.
Tickets: £10
BOOK HERE: https://lambethfringe.com/events/in-plain-sight-tea-house
Bob, Your Uncle improvises hilarious, informative and downright silly scenes based on idioms and phrases from you, the audience!
Previous shows have spilled the beans on sayings from France to the Dominican Republic, Yorkshire to New York. Who says boo to a goose? What Portuguese dog is afraid of sausages? And why do Bulgarians care about your grandmother’s kite?
The more the merrier, so join us in exploring unique and strange phrases from around the world!
“Bob, Your Uncle are rapidly rising stars of the London improv scene. Hilarious improvised scenes and characters inspired by sayings you never knew existed!” - Steve Roe, Founder of Hoopla Impro
BOOK HERE
Bob, Your Uncle improvises hilarious, informative and downright silly scenes based on idioms and phrases from you, the audience!
Previous shows have spilled the beans on sayings from France to the Dominican Republic, Yorkshire to New York. Who says boo to a goose? What Portuguese dog is afraid of sausages? And why do Bulgarians care about your grandmother’s kite?
The more the merrier, so join us in exploring unique and strange phrases from around the world!
“Bob, Your Uncle are rapidly rising stars of the London improv scene. Hilarious improvised scenes and characters inspired by sayings you never knew existed!” - Steve Roe, Founder of Hoopla Impro
In late-Victorian London, a spate of inexplicable murders has Scotland Yard baffled.
Bodies are being found drained of blood. Sherlock Holmes knows that vampires do not exist, until he witnesses evidence to the contrary.
Can Van Helsing and the king of detectives combine forces to solve the mystery? Or will Dracula, Lord of the Undead cut a bloody swathe throughout the Empire?
Jonathan Goodwin plays Sherlock Holmes, Count Dracula, Van Helsing and Colonel Moran in a show scripted by himself, and co-directed with Gary Archer.
Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm
Once booked please Pre-order your meals in advance via info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
In late-Victorian London, a spate of inexplicable murders has Scotland Yard baffled.
Bodies are being found drained of blood. Sherlock Holmes knows that vampires do not exist, until he witnesses evidence to the contrary.
Can Van Helsing and the king of detectives combine forces to solve the mystery? Or will Dracula, Lord of the Undead cut a bloody swathe throughout the Empire?
Jonathan Goodwin plays Sherlock Holmes, Count Dracula, Van Helsing and Colonel Moran in a show scripted by himself, and co-directed with Gary Archer.
Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm
Once booked please Pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*
The Agora Debate Club London presents:
The government has done a U-turn and decided a full national inquiry into the rape and grooming gangs is indeed necessary. But there have been 10 different inquiries already. How do we know this one will uncover the full truth, deal with the real horrors, deliver for the victims and ensure we do everything we can to stop there being future victims – how, in short, can we measure that this inquiry will deliver for the victims and for society?
There will be a reception from 6pm where you can meet the participants and then the programme starts at 7pm.
Our panel consists of the Independent member of the House of Lords, Baroness Claire Fox; Policy Lead at The Survivors Trust, Lucy Duckworth; Director at Switalskis Solicitors, David Greenwood; King's College Law Society member and human rights barrister, Dr Anna Loutfi; journalist and campaigner for victims of the rape gangs, Raja Miah MBE; and we will also hear from a survivor, Ellie Reynolds. The discussion will be chaired by the author and satirist Dominic Frisby.
The proceeds from this event will go to support the import work done by The Survivors' Trust
BOOK HERE
6 unique intensive sessions - each day is a new chapter in your artistic development. Whether you ‘re taking your very first steps onto the stage or you are a seasoned professional looking to refine your craft, our Acting masterclass welcomes actors of all levels. For newcomers to the world of acting, this masterclass serves as a perfect initiation, providing a solid foundation and igniting your passion for the art. For seasoned performers, it offers a unique opportunity to hone your skills, explore fresh perspectives, and push your boundaries, ensuring continuous growth in your acting journey. In our inclusive and diverse community, we believe that everyone has a story to tell, and every actor, regardless of experience, contributes a unique voice to the world of theatre. Join us in celebrating the art of acting, where both beginners and professionals come together to share, learn, and elevate their craft. as a special highlight of our Acting Masterclass, participants will have the exciting opportunity to showcase their newfound skills in a captivating performance at the culmination of the program.
6 unique intensive sessions - each day is a new chapter in your artistic development. Whether you ‘re taking your very first steps onto the stage or you are a seasoned professional looking to refine your craft, our Acting masterclass welcomes actors of all levels. For newcomers to the world of acting, this masterclass serves as a perfect initiation, providing a solid foundation and igniting your passion for the art. For seasoned performers, it offers a unique opportunity to hone your skills, explore fresh perspectives, and push your boundaries, ensuring continuous growth in your acting journey. In our inclusive and diverse community, we believe that everyone has a story to tell, and every actor, regardless of experience, contributes a unique voice to the world of theatre. Join us in celebrating the art of acting, where both beginners and professionals come together to share, learn, and elevate their craft. as a special highlight of our Acting Masterclass, participants will have the exciting opportunity to showcase their newfound skills in a captivating performance at the culmination of the program.
SE11 Sessions is Tea House Theatre's monthly night of jazz, soul & funk. The last Saturday of the month. Each month a guest vocalist fronts the house band, before musicians of all influences and ages link up for a scintillating jam.
Book a Table - Music 4 Free
Just 4 Drinks £5
Sing 4 Your Supper - Musicians Free
0207 207 4585
Bar open till late!
