Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!
WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE
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We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.
We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.
We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce online (to view our range click here). Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.
We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.
Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.
Free for musicians
House band:
Tamas Teszary: Vibraphone
Benjamin Gasiglia: Guitar
Jason Simpson: Double Bass
Eric Ford: Drums
Full bar available.
02072074585
Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm
Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!
If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:
£15 to register for your first time including entry to your first session, then it's £11 pay as you go after that.
Free Refreshments:
50 teas from around the world and delicious cakes available.
Bookings:
Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
“There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)”
LAMBETH IS BACK WITH SING SONGS!!
COME ON BOARD and join our SHANTY SINGERS crew at the Tea House Theatre every third Wednesday of the month from 7.30pm!
KNEES UP! Enjoy a night of shanties, songs of the sea, sailors food, sea biscuits and rum!
£15 First session including registration and a shot of rum;
£7.50 per session when booking a term;
£10 “Pay as yo go”
BOOK HERE
Check out one of our Shanty events at the Tea House Theatre:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjAZh2Xq0EM
Join us for a three-hour interactive murder mystery experience, where you’ll step into a glamorous wedding reception that has taken a deadly turn. As the drama unfolds around you, you’ll question suspects, uncover clues, and work together to solve the mystery — all while enjoying an indulgent dining experience.
BOOK HERE
Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm
Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!
If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:
£15 to register for your first time including entry to your first session,
then it's £11 pay as you go after that.
Bookings:
Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636
Award-winning actor Jonathan Goodwin writes and performs this brand new stage adaptation of the classic Edwardian spy thriller by John Buchan, memorably filmed by Alfred Hitchcock.
First published in 1915, this perennially popular thriller has been adapted by Jonathan Goodwin. He plays man-on-the-run Richard Hannay, falsely accused of a murder he did not commit. He is pursued across the moors of Scotland by the nefarious Black Stone, a clandestine criminal organization hell-bent on plunging the world into a global war. In a race against time, Hannay must evade capture and certain death at the hands of the criminals responsible, and prevent the assassination of a foreign dignitary by anarchist spies.
Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm, email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
Award-winning actor Jonathan Goodwin writes and performs this brand new stage adaptation of the classic Edwardian spy thriller by John Buchan, memorably filmed by Alfred Hitchcock.
First published in 1915, this perennially popular thriller has been adapted by Jonathan Goodwin. He plays man-on-the-run Richard Hannay, falsely accused of a murder he did not commit. He is pursued across the moors of Scotland by the nefarious Black Stone, a clandestine criminal organization hell-bent on plunging the world into a global war.
In a race against time, Hannay must evade capture and certain death at the hands of the criminals responsible, and prevent the assassination of a foreign dignitary by anarchist spies.
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm
Once booked please Pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*
Paper Tiger Poetry returns!
Every last Friday of the month except for August and December.
An evening of future poets and open mic with Jason Why MC.
Visit us at https://papertigerpoetry.wordpress.com/coming-soon/
7pm
£5 entry
Bar open till late!
SE11 Sessions is Tea House Theatre's monthly night of jazz, soul & funk. Each month a guest vocalist fronts the house band, before musicians of all influences and ages link up for a scintillating jam.
Book a Table - Music 4 Free
Just 4 Drinks £5
Sing 4 Your Supper - Musicians Free
0207 207 4585
Bar open till late!
♟️ Experience the thrill of Chess Night at Tea House Theatre – an unforgettable evening filled with brilliant moves, lively conversation, and a welcoming community. Whether you’re a grandmaster or just curious about the game, this night is tailored for YOU. ☕
Why you won’t want to miss it:
Challenge your mind over a comforting cup of tea.
Connect with fascinating people and swap captivating stories.
Dive into friendly matches or simply relax and enjoy the captivating atmosphere.
Discover the perfect blend of strategy, fun, and thoughtful reflection.
✨ Make this your go-to event for chess lovers seeking connection and relaxation.
📌 FREE ENTRY — Reserve your spot now to guarantee a board!
Questions? Reach out at info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
♟️ Ready your pieces — we can’t wait to welcome you!
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm
Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!
If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:
£15 to register for your first time including entry to your first session, then it's £11 pay as you go after that.
Bookings:
Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636
Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.
Join us for an exciting evening of jazz jam session on Tuesday, March 11th! Featuring a stellar line-up:
Sam Leaks on the Organ, bringing soulful grooves and electrifying melodies. Ben Gasiglia on Guitar, with his smooth and intricate riffs. Eric Ford on Drums, providing the rhythmic backbone and dynamic energy.
Expect a night filled with spontaneous improvisation, smooth rhythms, and electrifying performances. Don’t miss out on this incredible jazz jam night!
Full bar available.
02072074585
“There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)”
LAMBETH IS BACK WITH SING SONGS!!
COME ON BOARD and join our SHANTY SINGERS crew at the Tea House Theatre on Wednesday 17th December from 7.30pm!
KNEES UP! Enjoy a night of shanties, songs of the sea, sailors food, sea biscuits and rum!
£15 First session including registration and a shot of rum;
£7.50 per session when booking a term;
£10 “Pay as yo go”
BOOK HERE
Check out one of our Shanty events at the Tea House Theatre:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjAZh2Xq0EM
Step into the enchanting world of Shakespeare with Hamnetina (played by Manthe Penton Harrap) - an evening of history, poetry and performance at the Tea House Theatre.
Discover the fascinating story of William Shakespeare, explore the famous phrases he invented that we still use today, and experience beautifully recited sonnets and powerful soliloquies brought to life with explanation and insight along the way.
An atmospheric and thought-provoking evening for lovers of literature, theatre and timeless words.
Tickets: £18
Concession: £9
Concession tickets are available for students and benefit recipients only. Valid proof of eligibility will be requested and checked at the door.
BOOK HERE
Sherlock Holmes Strikes Back – Live on Stage
The game is afoot…
Step into the world of Sherlock Holmes in this thrilling live theatre experience starring award-winning actor Jonathan Goodwin.
In one unforgettable evening, Holmes takes on the baffling mystery of The Red-Headed League before facing his greatest enemy, Professor Moriarty, in a gripping battle of wits. With danger lurking and time running out, can Holmes outsmart the ultimate criminal mastermind?
This original stage adaptation brings the classic stories of Arthur Conan Doyle vividly to life- packed with intrigue, suspense, and razor-sharp deduction.
🎭 A must-see for fans of mystery, drama, and classic storytelling
📅 One Night Only – 23rd July
🎟 Book now – before it sells out
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm
BOOK HERE
Once booked please Pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*
Join libertarian satirist and author Dominic Frisby, philosopher and podcaster Razi Ginzberg, Lib Dem politician Rachel Bentley and Dr David Sexton to debate whether the welfare state was a big, expensive mistake
BOOK HERE
Paper Tiger Poetry returns!
Every last Friday of the month except for August and December.
An evening of future poets and open mic with Jason Why MC.
Visit us at https://papertigerpoetry.wordpress.com/coming-soon/
7pm
£5 entry
Bar open till late!
SE11 Sessions is Tea House Theatre's monthly night of jazz, soul & funk. Each month a guest vocalist fronts the house band, before musicians of all influences and ages link up for a scintillating jam.
Book a Table - Music 4 Free
Just 4 Drinks £5
Sing 4 Your Supper - Musicians Free
0207 207 4585
Bar open till late!
Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.
£10 entry
Free for musicians.
Line-up:
Pat Levett: Harmonica
Sam Leak: Keyboard
Ben Gasiglia: Guitar
Eric Ford: Drums
Spencer Brown: Double-Bass
Full bar available.
02072074585
The very first Sherlock Holmes story!
The great detective meets John Watson for the first time, and so begins the mystery of Lauriston Gardens, the body of an unknown man and scrawled in blood, the word RACHE.
Actor and writer Jonathan Goodwin plays Sherlock Holmes in this one-man production, adapted from the great 1887 classic by Arthur Conan Doyle.
Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm, email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
The very first Sherlock Holmes story! The great detective meets John Watson for the first time, and so begins the mystery of Lauriston Gardens, the body of an unknown man and scrawled in blood, the word RACHE.
Actor and writer Jonathan Goodwin plays Sherlock Holmes in this one-man production, adapted from the great 1887 classic by Arthur Conan Doyle.
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm
Once booked please Pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*
Paper Tiger Poetry is set to deliver another unforgettable night on Friday 27th March, bringing its trademark mix of warmth, wit, and wild creativity back to the Tea House Theatre. The room will fill with familiar faces, first‑timers, and everyone in between — all ready to share in an evening where poetry feels alive, unpredictable, and wonderfully human.
Sign‑up for the open mic starts at 6:30pm, and as always, the stage will be open to every kind of voice: polished performers, nervous newcomers, storytellers, ranters, comedians, and anyone brave enough to step up and speak.
Expect big laughs, surprising moments, and that unmistakable Paper Tiger buzz — the kind of atmosphere that turns a simple open mic into a community.
A night of words, warmth, and welcome is on the way.
Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.
£10 entry
Free for musicians
House band:
Tamas Teszary: Vibraphone
Benjamin Gasiglia: Guitar
Jason Simpson: Double Bass
Eric Ford: Drums
Full bar available.
02072074585
Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.
£10 entry
Free for musicians
House band:
Tamas Teszary: Vibraphone
Benjamin Gasiglia: Guitar
Jason Simpson: Double Bass
Eric Ford: Drums
Full bar available.
02072074585
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
♟️Join our Chess Night at the Tea House Theatre.
Whether you're a seasoned player, a casual enthusiast, or someone curious about the game, this event is for YOU.
☕ Why join?
Play chess over a cosy cup of tea.
Meet incredible people and share stories.
Engage in friendly matches, or just watch and soak in the vibe.
📌 FREE ENTRY – but please book a spot so we make sure we have a board for you! BOOK HERE
For any questions, contact us at info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
♟️ We can’t wait to see you there!
SE11 Sessions is Tea House Theatre's monthly night of jazz, soul & funk. The last Saturday of the month. Each month a guest vocalist fronts the house band, before musicians of all influences and ages link up for a scintillating jam.
Book a Table - Music 4 Free
Just 4 Drinks £5
Sing 4 Your Supper - Musicians Free
0207 207 4585
Bar open till late!
Paper Tiger Poetry:
Every last Friday of the month except for August and December.
An evening of future poets and open mic with Jason Why MC.
Visit us at https://papertigerpoetry.wordpress.com/coming-soon/
7pm
£5 entry
Bar open till late!
Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
Join CEO of Republic, Graham Smith, co-founder of Agora, William Hagerup, and others in a debate about the Monarchy. Is it time to replace the UK Monarchy with an elected Head of State?
Should Britain sweep away centuries of royal tradition and replace the Crown with an elected head of state? Supporters say it’s time to drag the constitution into the 21st century — arguing that no public office should be handed down by birth, and that an elected president would finally give the people a direct say at the very top.
But critics warn that scrapping the monarchy would gamble with one of the nation’s last great stabilising forces. The King stands above party politics, they argue — a symbol of continuity in turbulent times. Would an elected head of state simply become another politician, dividing rather than uniting the country?
Expect great arguments on either side and plenty of room for YOU to put your opinion across as we ask: is the Crown the glue that holds Britain together — or an outdated relic ready for retirement?
We invite you to test the motion, challenge assumptions, and share your views during the Q&A.
BOOK HERE
Join us in person for a lively conversation about the role of the Church in today’s Britain. We’ll dive into key issues, share perspectives, and explore what it means to be part of this battle. It’s a great chance to meet like-minded folks and get involved in something meaningful. Don’t miss out on this engaging event!
We will begin with worship, moving into discussion, Q&A and close in prayer.
7pm - 9pm (worship, discussion, close in prayer)
Location
St. Peter’s, 310 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, London, SE11 5HY
BOOK TICKETS HERE
WHAT’S MORE…
We hugely encourage you to join us for our book launch after party for Dominic Muir’s new book ‘Battle for Britain - Enthroning Christ as King’ from 9pm onwards at Tea House Theatre, 139 Vauxhall Walk, London SE11 5HL (only 5 minute walk across the green!)
Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm
Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!
If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:
£15 to register for your first time including entry to your first session, then it's £11 pay as you go after that.
Bookings:
Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636
Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.
Free for musicians
House band, here is the line-up:
Duncan Eagles – Saxophone
Sam Leak – Organ
Ben Gasiglia – Guitar
Eric Ford – Drums
Full bar available.
02072074585
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
“There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)”
LAMBETH IS BACK WITH SING SONGS!!
COME ON BOARD and join our SHANTY SINGERS crew at the Tea House Theatre every 3rd Wednesday of the month from 7.30pm!
KNEES UP! Enjoy a night of shanties, songs of the sea, sailors food, sea biscuits and rum!
£15 First session including registration and a shot of rum;
£7.50 per session when booking a term;
£10 “Pay as yo go”
If you'd like to book Shanty Singers to bring lively sea shanties to your private event or party, please don't hesitate to get in touch with us: info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
Check out one of our Shanty events at the Tea House Theatre:
Do you want to learn how to knit?
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
♟️Join our Chess Night at the Tea House Theatre.
Whether you're a seasoned player, a casual enthusiast, or someone curious about the game, this event is for YOU.
☕ Why join?
Play chess over a cosy cup of tea.
Meet incredible people and share stories.
Engage in friendly matches, or just watch and soak in the vibe.
📌 FREE ENTRY – but please book a spot so we make sure we have a board for you! BOOK HERE
For any questions, contact us at info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
♟️ We can’t wait to see you there!
SE11 Sessions is Tea House Theatre's monthly night of jazz, soul & funk. Each month a guest vocalist fronts the house band, before musicians of all influences and ages link up for a scintillating jam.
Book a Table - Music 4 Free
Just 4 Drinks £5
Sing 4 Your Supper - Musicians Free
0207 207 4585
Bar open till late!
Paper Tiger Poetry returns!
Every last Friday of the month except for August and December.
An evening of future poets and open mic with Jason Why MC.
Visit us at https://papertigerpoetry.wordpress.com/coming-soon/
7pm
£5 entry
Bar open till late!
Don't Go Into The Cellar! Theatre Company
A fresh adaptation of the classic comic tale. Join Walsall's very own Jerome K. Jerome as he recounts his quixotic journey along the River Thames with his friends Harris and George (not forgetting Montmorency the dog!).
As funny now as it was all those years ago. Jonathan Goodwin portrays Jerome K Jerome in a show scripted by himself.
Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm, email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
A fresh adaptation of the classic comic tale.
Join Walsall's very own Jerome K. Jerome as he recounts his quixotic journey along the River Thames with his friends Harris and George (not forgetting Montmorency the dog!). As funny now as it was all those years ago.
Jonathan Goodwin portrays Jerome K Jerome in a show scripted by himself.
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm
Once booked please Pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*
Doors open at 7.30pm, singing at 8pm
Tuneless Choirs are for those who have always been told they can’t sing in tune but LOVE to do it anyway!
If you can't always hit the right note you are welcome to join us:
£15 to register for your first time including entry to your first session, then it's £11 pay as you go after that.
Bookings:
Talibah Rivers on 07752 522 636
Join us every Tuesday of the month (apart from every second Tuesday of the month) by the fire, for tea, crafting and company.
Bring your knitting, crochet or needlework.
All skill levels and needle crafts are welcome!
Free to all. No need to book.
Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.
£10 entry
Free for musicians
House band:
Tamas Teszary: Vibraphone
Benjamin Gasiglia: Guitar
Jason Simpson: Double Bass
Eric Ford: Drums
Full bar available.
02072074585
Celebrate Easter with a truly special dining experience at the Tea House Theatre with our Family Easter Sunday Set Menu — a delicious three-course feast created for a relaxed and memorable gathering.
Begin with indulgent smoked salmon scramble, served warm on crostinis — rich, comforting, and full of flavour.
For your main course, enjoy our traditional Sunday Roast Lamb, slow-roasted and beautifully tender, served with crisp roast potatoes, seasonal vegetables, Yorkshire pudding, proper gravy, and mint sauce — a true Easter classic.
Finish on a sweet and cosy note with hot cross buns served with butter and jam, perfectly paired with a pot of our signature Tea House loose leaf tea.
This is a set menu experience designed for families and friends to slow down, share a table, and celebrate Easter together in a welcoming, atmospheric setting.
Set Menu Price: £55 per person
Easter Sunday, 5th April
Bookings available at - 11am, 3pm or 6pm.
Reserve your places and make Easter Sunday deliciously memorable.
Join Barrister and Human Rights Lawyer, Dr Anna Loutfi, and others, in a debate about protected beliefs. Why should any belief be "protected"? And why some beliefs and not others?
TERF or Trans? Whether it is Islam, Transgenderism, Gender Critical views, Christianity or any other religious and/or philosophical world view - why should any of them have special protection in the law?
In a free society, you should be free to express any opinion and view, but should certain beliefs have special protection?
BOOK HERE
🌸 Celebrate Mum in the Most Delightful Way! 🌸
Mothering Sunday is a time to show appreciation for the wonderful women in our lives, and there’s no better way to do it than with a charming tea experience at the Tea House Theatre. Join us for a special day filled with delicious homemade treats, fine teas, and a cosy, welcoming atmosphere.
Treat Mum to something truly special, with a selection of homemade cakes, traditional scones with clotted cream and jam, and classic puddings that taste just like they were made with love. If you're looking for something more hearty, we proudly serve:
🍽 The Best Full English Breakfast in London – A proper, satisfying breakfast made with the finest ingredients.
🥩 A Legendary Beef Sunday Roast – Served with crispy roast potatoes, seasonal vegetables, Yorkshire pudding, and rich gravy - a true Sunday feast!
and more…
BOOK YOUR TABLE NOW
Celebrate Shrove Tuesday at the Tea House Theatre 🥞
Join us on Tuesday 17th February as we celebrate Pancake Day in the most delicious way. For one day only, we’ll be serving our special Pancake Day menu all day, alongside our regular menu.
From indulgent sweet pancakes with classic toppings to hearty savoury options, it’s the perfect excuse to treat yourself—whether you’re popping in for breakfast, lunch, or a cosy afternoon tea.
No need to book specially for pancakes, just come along, grab a seat, and celebrate Shrove Tuesday with us at the Tea House Theatre.
But if you wish to book a table please email us: info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
SOLD OUT!
💔 My Deadly Valentine.. A Valentine’s Day Murder Mystery at the Tea House Theatre.
🍷 Enjoy our immersive theatre experience and three-course meal as you celebrate this special Valentine’s Day. All for £75 for the 3-hour show and meal — a perfect evening of romance, suspense, and fine dining.
Love is in the air… and so is murder.
Join us for an evening of intrigue, scandal, and deadly secrets at the launch party of bestselling romance novelist Nora Chance’s latest book. Champagne is flowing, hearts are fluttering, and the mood is perfect for celebration — especially as Nora prepares to announce her engagement to her fourth fiancé.
But there’s a problem.
Nora’s previous lovers have all met untimely ends. And tonight, it seems someone has decided her love life should stay on the page.
When celebration turns to suspicion, it’s up to you to uncover the truth.
🕯️ What to Expect
A fully interactive murder mystery experience
A richly woven story of romance, jealousy, and revenge
A cast of suspicious characters — each with secrets to hide
Clues to uncover, alibis to question, and a killer to expose
Set within the atmospheric surroundings of our Tea House Theatre.
💌 Perfect for Valentine’s Night
Whether you’re bringing a date, friends, or flying solo, My Deadly Valentine is a deliciously dark twist on Valentine’s Day — equal parts romance and murder.
Can you work out whodunit before it’s too late?
🎟️ Tickets are limited
BOOK HERE
Once you book your ticket, please email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
Jazz Jam Session from 8pm until midnight.
Join us for an exciting evening of jazz jam session on Tuesday.
Expect a night filled with spontaneous improvisation, smooth rhythms, and electrifying performances. Don’t miss out on this incredible jazz jam night!
Full bar available.
02072074585
Anti-Zionism and antisemitism sit in a tense, emotionally charged space – now more than ever. Many people argue that anti-Zionism often crosses a line: that denying the Jewish right to self-determination, uniquely among the world’s peoples, echoes older patterns of exclusion and hostility. Others counter that anti-Zionism is a critique of nationalism, state formation, or specific government actions, and does not constitute prejudice against the Jewish people.
This event invites you debate this issue in a civilised manner and in good faith, taking the long historical perspective.
During the Q&A you will be able to question the speakers or make a statement.
Tickets include a free drink at The Tea House Theatre – hot, cold, soft, or alcoholic.
DRESS CODE: Smart attire (shirt and tie expected)
BOOK HERE
Don't Go Into The Cellar! Theatre Company are back in 2026 with The Time Machine.
Join acclaimed actor Jonathan Goodwin in this original one-man adaptation of the classic H.G. Wells time travel tale. An authentic and faithful take on the source material, scripted by Jonathan Goodwin and co-directed by Goodwin and Gary Archer.
Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm, email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
Join acclaimed actor Jonathan Goodwin in this original one-man adaptation of the classic H.G. Wells time travel tale.
An authentic and faithful take on the source material, scripted by Jonathan Goodwin and co-directed by Goodwin and Gary Archer.
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm
Once booked please Pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*
SOLD OUT
This Christmas, step into the pages of Charles Dickens’ imagination… but beware! Not all is as it seems.
Charles Dickens is struggling with writer’s block, pressured by his publisher to create a new masterpiece starring one of his beloved characters. But Miss Haversham, Nancy, Scrooge, and the Ghost of Christmas Past each have their own ambitions—and one of them will stop at nothing to take the spotlight.
✨ An Unforgettable Theatre Dining Experience ✨
This isn’t just theatre - it’s a special four-course Christmas feast, served as part of the evening. Indulge in delicious dishes, pull your Christmas cracker, raise a glass, and enjoy a night of laughter, mystery, and festive cheer while the story unfolds around you.
📅 When: Saturday, 20th December
📍 Where: Tea House Theatre
Step into the story. Solve the mystery. Savour the feast.
A night of suspense, laughter, and Christmas magic awaits - don’t miss it, book early.
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Once you book your ticket, please email your meal choices to info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
Join the great Victorian novelist Charles Dickens as he brings to life one of the most famous ghost stories of all time. A tale of revenants and redemption, hauntings and humbug, seasonal spooks and sentiment. Award-winning actor and writer Jonathan Goodwin performs as Dickens in this one-man performance, co-directed by Goodwin and Gary Archer.
Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm
Once booked please pre-order your meals in advance via info@teahousetheatre.co.uk
Join the great Victorian novelist Charles Dickens as he brings to life one of the most famous ghost stories of all time. A tale of revenants and redemption, hauntings and humbug, seasonal spooks and sentiment.
Award-winning actor and writer Jonathan Goodwin performs as Dickens in this one-man performance, co-directed by Goodwin and Gary Archer.
Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).
Show Only £25
Dinner & Show £60
Dinner Theatre from 7pm
Once booked please pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*
