Tea House Theatre

139 Vauxhall Walk London, SE11 5HL United Kingdom

02072074585

“A rarity worth shouting about.” — Londonist

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

An independent tea house, theatre and events venue in the heart of Vauxhall.

Housed in a beautiful Victorian former pub beside the historic Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens, the Tea House Theatre is a place to eat, drink, meet, work, relax and be entertained.

By day, settle in for exceptional loose-leaf tea, hearty breakfasts, proper sandwiches, homemade cakes and freshly prepared food. By night, the Tea House comes alive with theatre, live music, jazz, poetry, murder mysteries and special events throughout the year.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one — take your time, enjoy your food and go back to work properly refreshed. If you want to have a meeting, we will leave you to it. If you are “working from home”, we have Wi-Fi and plenty of space to settle in.

If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please relax, take a load off and share in what we are trying to create.

There is no rush, no corporate formula and — famously — no coffee. Just good tea, good food, conversation, creativity and a wonderfully individual atmosphere.

Come for breakfast or lunch, spend an afternoon over a pot of tea, join us for dinner and a show, or simply come in and have a cuppa.

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Mad Hatter's Tea Party

"All must have prizes!"

The story of Alice in Wonderland takes place on the 4th May. To celebrate the 150th anniversary of the publication of Lewis Caroll's iconic novel the Tea House Theatre invites grown-ups to join the Mad Hatter, the Red Queen, the White Rabbit and a host of other characters for a dinner riddled with games, gambles and recitations. 

The menu has been taken straight from the book and we promise you an exciting, entertaining evening from which no one will leave empty handed. 

Starter
Mock Turtle Soup with breadandbutterflies
or
'Soup of the Evening, Beautiful Soup' (V)

Main
Pig & Pepper
or
'Alice, Mutton. Mutton, Alice'
or
'The other side of what?' (V)

Dessert
Painting the Roses Red

"If you stay long enough, we might have a battle."

*All guests must be appropriately attired. Prizes for the most splendid.  

Dinner Tickets £25 per person

Earlier Event: April 30
Eve Ferret: Fabaret
Later Event: May 16
The Cleverest Thief