Tea House Theatre

139 Vauxhall Walk London, SE11 5HL United Kingdom

02072074585

“A rarity worth shouting about.” — Londonist

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

An independent tea house, theatre and events venue in the heart of Vauxhall.

Housed in a beautiful Victorian former pub beside the historic Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens, the Tea House Theatre is a place to eat, drink, meet, work, relax and be entertained.

By day, settle in for exceptional loose-leaf tea, hearty breakfasts, proper sandwiches, homemade cakes and freshly prepared food. By night, the Tea House comes alive with theatre, live music, jazz, poetry, murder mysteries and special events throughout the year.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one — take your time, enjoy your food and go back to work properly refreshed. If you want to have a meeting, we will leave you to it. If you are “working from home”, we have Wi-Fi and plenty of space to settle in.

If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please relax, take a load off and share in what we are trying to create.

There is no rush, no corporate formula and — famously — no coffee. Just good tea, good food, conversation, creativity and a wonderfully individual atmosphere.

Come for breakfast or lunch, spend an afternoon over a pot of tea, join us for dinner and a show, or simply come in and have a cuppa.

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The Queen of the Paris Cabaret Saves Christmas & Stuffs the Millennial Goose

The Internationally renowned Tea House Theatre Christmas Show returns home 14th – 16th December.  Fresh from a tour of Las Vegas, Paris, Manchester Arena and repeated visits to London. This magnificent, magical, musical satirises the millennial generation and their Christmas hating nonsense.  We will trigger their feelings, ignore their howls and bathe in their tears.  

 

With Father Christmas under threat of destruction by corporatist forces, hell bent on creating a truly secular Winterville, destroying his reputation and turning Christmas Eve into a day of super profits, the magic of Christmas is truly under threat.  What is a jolly, friendly old man to do?

The Queen of the Paris Cabaret has the booking of her life.  A huge concert at the North Pole to entertain Father Christmas and his elves.  Why does she always end up in the middle of so much trouble? Can she not just put on her show?  Can she save Christmas for everyone?

 

Satire, songs and stuffing abound.  All your favourite Christmas songs, raucous belly laughs and a sumptuous, four course, Christmas dinner in the delightful surroundings of the Tea House Theatre, Vauxhall.  What more could you possibly want for Christmas?

 

Christmas Dinner Theatre. Sit and enjoy your Turkey, while our fantastic cast give it some gravy.

 

Aperatif

You will be treated to a glass of mulled wine on arrival, Roasted Chestnuts and crackers on the table

 

Starters

Classic prawn cocktail with iceberg lettuce and Marie Rose sauce

or

Roast chestnut & black pepper soup

Mains

Free-range roast turkey served with goose fat roast potatoes, pigs in blankets, roast carrots, roast parsnips, sage & onion stuffing, Brussels sprouts, cranberry sauce, and traditional gravy

or

Nut roast and wild mushroom gravy served with all the trimmings

Puddings

Traditional Christmas pudding served with brandy butter, lit at your table

and mince pies to share

 

Tickets available here or through our box office on 020 7207 4585

 

Dinner and a Show £40

Show Only £20

Book the tickets here

Earlier Event: December 15
The Queen of the Paris Cabaret Saves Christmas & Stuffs the Millennial Goose
Later Event: January 8
Laydeez do Comics