Tea House Theatre

“A rarity worth shouting about.” — Londonist

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

An independent tea house, theatre and events venue in the heart of Vauxhall.

Housed in a beautiful Victorian former pub beside the historic Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens, the Tea House Theatre is a place to eat, drink, meet, work, relax and be entertained.

By day, settle in for exceptional loose-leaf tea, hearty breakfasts, proper sandwiches, homemade cakes and freshly prepared food. By night, the Tea House comes alive with theatre, live music, jazz, poetry, murder mysteries and special events throughout the year.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one — take your time, enjoy your food and go back to work properly refreshed. If you want to have a meeting, we will leave you to it. If you are “working from home”, we have Wi-Fi and plenty of space to settle in.

If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please relax, take a load off and share in what we are trying to create.

There is no rush, no corporate formula and — famously — no coffee. Just good tea, good food, conversation, creativity and a wonderfully individual atmosphere.

Come for breakfast or lunch, spend an afternoon over a pot of tea, join us for dinner and a show, or simply come in and have a cuppa.

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Mocks, Shocks and Two Smoking Coffee Cups

Welcome to the School of Life where many a member of staff has plenty to say about their working day and even more to say about each other! Be prepared to witness the ups and downs, tears and tantrums, heartbreak and bagels on this first day back from the summer break....and who exactly was it that forgot to feed the hamster over the holidays? All will be revealed.......

Immerse yourself in this spontaneous and interactive experience and be prepared for lots of audience participation!

The award winning Random Acts are delighted to bring their latest creation, 'Mocks, Shocks and Two Smoking Coffee Cups' to the Tea House after selling out once again in this years Brighton FringeFestival.

The company have been playmates together since 1998 specialising in site specific work. Every piece of theatre is devised lovingly, created spontaneously and involves plenty of help from the audiences that come to watch!

Suitable for 18+ years

Click Here for Tickets in advance, also available on the door £10, or call the house 02072074585

Earlier Event: October 4
The Great Debaters Club
Later Event: October 16
Words Away