Tea House Theatre

“A rarity worth shouting about.” — Londonist

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

An independent tea house, theatre and events venue in the heart of Vauxhall.

Housed in a beautiful Victorian former pub beside the historic Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens, the Tea House Theatre is a place to eat, drink, meet, work, relax and be entertained.

By day, settle in for exceptional loose-leaf tea, hearty breakfasts, proper sandwiches, homemade cakes and freshly prepared food. By night, the Tea House comes alive with theatre, live music, jazz, poetry, murder mysteries and special events throughout the year.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one — take your time, enjoy your food and go back to work properly refreshed. If you want to have a meeting, we will leave you to it. If you are “working from home”, we have Wi-Fi and plenty of space to settle in.

If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please relax, take a load off and share in what we are trying to create.

There is no rush, no corporate formula and — famously — no coffee. Just good tea, good food, conversation, creativity and a wonderfully individual atmosphere.

Come for breakfast or lunch, spend an afternoon over a pot of tea, join us for dinner and a show, or simply come in and have a cuppa.

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Rainbow Heart

Life is never quite as straight as it seems...

Rainbow Heart is an original one-woman musical show about coming out and the search for identity.

What happens when you tumble out of the closet and find yourself trying to work out exactly where you are on the gender and sexuality spectrum? Rainbow Heart, the new one-woman musical show from The Bleeding Obvious endeavours to describe the experience through songs and tales of joy, grief, happiness, loss and defiance.

Touring the UK in 2018, it's been referred to as "hilarious", "thoughtful" and "astounding". With catchy songs and stories to make you giggle, let The Bleeding Obvious take you on a rollercoaster rainbow ride...

With spoken word support from special guests Geneviève L Walsh ("punk-song length poems about alienation, inebriation, pop music, and losers finding each other") and The Thinking Chimp ("dark, surreal, strange, insightful, edgy, with a squeeze of sarcasm and a large squirt of humour").

 Tickets £9 adv. available here

 

 

Earlier Event: July 2
Words Away
Later Event: July 4
The Great Debaters Club