Tea House Theatre

“A rarity worth shouting about.” — Londonist

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

An independent tea house, theatre and events venue in the heart of Vauxhall.

Housed in a beautiful Victorian former pub beside the historic Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens, the Tea House Theatre is a place to eat, drink, meet, work, relax and be entertained.

By day, settle in for exceptional loose-leaf tea, hearty breakfasts, proper sandwiches, homemade cakes and freshly prepared food. By night, the Tea House comes alive with theatre, live music, jazz, poetry, murder mysteries and special events throughout the year.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one — take your time, enjoy your food and go back to work properly refreshed. If you want to have a meeting, we will leave you to it. If you are “working from home”, we have Wi-Fi and plenty of space to settle in.

If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please relax, take a load off and share in what we are trying to create.

There is no rush, no corporate formula and — famously — no coffee. Just good tea, good food, conversation, creativity and a wonderfully individual atmosphere.

Come for breakfast or lunch, spend an afternoon over a pot of tea, join us for dinner and a show, or simply come in and have a cuppa.

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Don't Go Into The Cellar - Dorian Gray

  • Tea House Theatre 139 Vauxhall Walk London, SE11 5HL United Kingdom (map)

Don't Go Into The Cellar! Theatre return with Dorian Gray.

Oscar Wilde's only novel is adapted for the stage in this atmospheric one-man show. What awful secret is stored inside the attic? Only the eternally youthful and charming Dorian Gray knows. But as his appetite for sin leads to ever greater acts of wickedness, Gray will stop at nothing to make sure no one discovers the dreadful truth!

Award-winning actor Jonathan Goodwin plays Oscar Wilde in a play scripted by himself and co-directed by Gary Archer.

Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).

Show Only £25

Dinner & Show £55

Dinner Theatre from 7pm

Don't Go Into The Cellar! - DORIAN GRAY
from £25.00

Oscar Wilde's only novel is adapted for the stage in this atmospheric one-man show. What awful secret is stored inside the attic? Only the eternally youthful and charming Dorian Gray knows. But as his appetite for sin leads to ever greater acts of wickedness, Gray will stop at nothing to make sure no one discovers the dreadful truth!

Award-winning actor Jonathan Goodwin plays Oscar Wilde in a play scripted by himself and co-directed by Gary Archer.

Jonathan Goodwin is one of the winners of The Hamilton Deane Award from The Dracula Society (former winners include Mark Gatiss and Benedict Cumberbatch).

Show Only £25

Dinner & Show £55

Dinner Theatre from 7pm

Once booked please Pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*

We have been working with Don’t Go Into The Cellar for years with a great pleasure. The Potteries Museum & Art Gallery has been working with Don’t go into the Cellar for many years and have never been disappointed in any of the shows. All the shows are highly atmospheric with stage lighting and minimal highly effective props. Jonathan immediately captures the audience and creates a sense of anticipation. These shows are a staple of our Friday Twilight programme with audiences eager to book onto the next one. The variety of short plays are immense as Jonathan continues to write new ones and I am always spoilt for choice!

Pre-order your meals in advance via *info@teahousetheatre.co.uk*

Earlier Event: February 28
Tuneless Choir
Later Event: March 12
Jazz Jam Sessions