Tea House Theatre

“A rarity worth shouting about.” — Londonist

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

An independent tea house, theatre and events venue in the heart of Vauxhall.

Housed in a beautiful Victorian former pub beside the historic Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens, the Tea House Theatre is a place to eat, drink, meet, work, relax and be entertained.

By day, settle in for exceptional loose-leaf tea, hearty breakfasts, proper sandwiches, homemade cakes and freshly prepared food. By night, the Tea House comes alive with theatre, live music, jazz, poetry, murder mysteries and special events throughout the year.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one — take your time, enjoy your food and go back to work properly refreshed. If you want to have a meeting, we will leave you to it. If you are “working from home”, we have Wi-Fi and plenty of space to settle in.

If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please relax, take a load off and share in what we are trying to create.

There is no rush, no corporate formula and — famously — no coffee. Just good tea, good food, conversation, creativity and a wonderfully individual atmosphere.

Come for breakfast or lunch, spend an afternoon over a pot of tea, join us for dinner and a show, or simply come in and have a cuppa.

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Bob, Your Uncle

  • Tea House Theatre 139 Vauxhall Walk London, SE11 5HL United Kingdom (map)

Bob, Your Uncle improvises hilarious, informative and downright silly scenes based on idioms and phrases from you, the audience!

Previous shows have spilled the beans on sayings from France to the Dominican Republic, Yorkshire to New York. Who says boo to a goose? What Portuguese dog is afraid of sausages? And why do Bulgarians care about your grandmother’s kite?

The more the merrier, so join us in exploring unique and strange phrases from around the world!

“Bob, Your Uncle are rapidly rising stars of the London improv scene. Hilarious improvised scenes and characters inspired by sayings you never knew existed!” - Steve Roe, Founder of Hoopla Impro

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Earlier Event: October 20
Bob, Your Uncle
Later Event: October 24
In Plain Sight - Work in Progress