Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

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We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce online (to view our range click here). Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

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Murder Mystery: My Deadly Valentine

  • Tea House Theatre 139 Vauxhall Walk London, SE11 5HL United Kingdom (map)

💔 My Deadly Valentine.. A Valentine’s Day Murder Mystery at the Tea House Theatre. 🍷 Enjoy our immersive theatre experience and three-course meal as you celebrate this special Valentine’s Day. All for £75 for the 3-hour show and meal — a perfect evening of romance, suspense, and fine dining.

Love is in the air… and so is murder.

Join us for an evening of intrigue, scandal, and deadly secrets at the launch party of bestselling romance novelist Nora Chance’s latest book. Champagne is flowing, hearts are fluttering, and the mood is perfect for celebration — especially as Nora prepares to announce her engagement to her fourth fiancé.

But there’s a problem.

Nora’s previous lovers have all met untimely ends. And tonight, it seems someone has decided her love life should stay on the page.

When celebration turns to suspicion, it’s up to you to uncover the truth.

🕯️ What to Expect

A fully interactive murder mystery experience

A richly woven story of romance, jealousy, and revenge

A cast of suspicious characters — each with secrets to hide

Clues to uncover, alibis to question, and a killer to expose

Set within the atmospheric surroundings of our Tea House Theatre.

💌 Perfect for Valentine’s Night

Whether you’re bringing a date, friends, or flying solo, My Deadly Valentine is a deliciously dark twist on Valentine’s Day — equal parts romance and murder.

Can you work out whodunit before it’s too late?

🎟️ Tickets are limited

🎭 Murder Mystery: My Deadly Valentine.. 💔
from £75.00
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