Tea House Theatre

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

Great news! Our tea subscription just landed! And we are offering a free UK delivery to all our tea subscribers. Have your favourite tea delivered every month for the whole year by buying it as a subscription.  With one simple purchase the cost of the tea will be debited every month and delivered to your door, so that you never run out.  One purchase, no worries and a constant supply of superb tea for whenever you need it.

And of course have a look at our range of excellent teas in our eTea shop if you want to buy just one off.

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We are based in an old Victorian public house that opened in 1886 on the site of the Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens; immortalised as the ‘Vanity Fair’ in Thackeray’s eponymous novel.

We serve some of the best loose leaf teas available, proper sandwiches and homemade cakes; not to mention the best full English breakfast in London. Our teas have individual subtle flavours which would be overpowered by the instant, coarse, hit of coffee, so we do not sell it.

We make our own marmalade and jams, all for sale by the jar and all our teas can be bought by the ounce online (to view our range click here). Our meat comes from our local butcher and our fruit and vegetables from the local market gardens around us.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one, you will be more productive in the afternoon. If you want to have a meeting, we will not disturb you. If you are ‘working from home’, we have wifi. If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys, and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please, relax, and share in what we are trying to create, take a load off, and have a cuppa.

Celebrate Father’s Day with us and make Dad feel extra special.

Father's Day is just around the corner, and there's no better way to show your appreciation for Dad than by treating him to a delightful day out at the Tea House Theatre. Nestled in the heart of our charming community, we offer the perfect blend of cosy atmosphere, delicious food, and exceptional service to make this Father’s Day unforgettable.

Why Tea House Theatre?

  • Sunday Roast: Our renowned Sunday roast is the highlight of the weekend, featuring succulent meats, crispy roast potatoes, and all the trimmings. It’s a feast fit for a king – or in this case, your dad!

  • Full English Breakfast: Start the day right with our best full English breakfast. Think sizzling bacon, perfectly cooked eggs, sausages, beans, and more. It's the hearty meal Dad deserves.

  • Delicious Cakes and Teas: From our freshly baked cakes to an extensive selection of teas, we have everything to satisfy your sweet tooth and offer a relaxing afternoon treat.

  • Family-Friendly Environment: Our warm and welcoming atmosphere is perfect for families to gather and celebrate. Whether it's an intimate table for two or a larger family affair, we’ve got you covered.

Make Your Reservation Today

Father’s Day is one of our busiest times of the year, and tables fill up fast. To ensure you don't miss out on celebrating this special day with us, we highly recommend making a reservation. Simply email us at info@teahousetheatre.co.uk or give us a call on 0207 207 4585, and our friendly staff will be happy to assist you.

Celebrate Father’s Day at the Tea House Theatre, where every dad deserves to be treated like royalty. We look forward to welcoming you and your family for a day filled with great food, laughter, and cherished memories.

Treat Dad to something truly special this Father’s Day with our premium loose leaf Darjeeling First Flush. Elegant, aromatic, and full of character — just like him.

The perfect brew for a well-deserved break.

Available for order in loose leaf – a thoughtful gift for tea-loving dads.

Darjeeling SFTGFOP First Flush (4oz)
£20.00

Gift full of love for 365 days all year round.

Subscribe FOR A YEAR to your DAD’S FAVOURITE CUPPA SO HE NEVER RUNS OUT.

Subscription - Mixed Tea Box
£16.00 every month

Whether it’s an afternoon tea or a Sunday Roast we can guarantee your dad will enjoy the day out at the Tea House Theatre.