Tea House Theatre

139 Vauxhall Walk London, SE11 5HL United Kingdom

02072074585

“A rarity worth shouting about.” — Londonist

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

An independent tea house, theatre and events venue in the heart of Vauxhall.

Housed in a beautiful Victorian former pub beside the historic Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens, the Tea House Theatre is a place to eat, drink, meet, work, relax and be entertained.

By day, settle in for exceptional loose-leaf tea, hearty breakfasts, proper sandwiches, homemade cakes and freshly prepared food. By night, the Tea House comes alive with theatre, live music, jazz, poetry, murder mysteries and special events throughout the year.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one — take your time, enjoy your food and go back to work properly refreshed. If you want to have a meeting, we will leave you to it. If you are “working from home”, we have Wi-Fi and plenty of space to settle in.

If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please relax, take a load off and share in what we are trying to create.

There is no rush, no corporate formula and — famously — no coffee. Just good tea, good food, conversation, creativity and a wonderfully individual atmosphere.

Come for breakfast or lunch, spend an afternoon over a pot of tea, join us for dinner and a show, or simply come in and have a cuppa.

Murder & Mulled Wine

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Murder & Mulled Wine

£75.00

A Christmas Celebration to Die For

Step into Christmas 1932, where Lord Jolyon Jape is hosting a glittering festive party for friends and staff at his magnificent country mansion.

The mulled wine is flowing, the fire is glowing and the guests are dressed to impress—but the celebrations soon take a murderous turn. An unexpected ballet dancer arrives who may not be quite what he seems, secrets begin to surface and a body is discovered in the library.

Among the suspects are a mysterious black-widow Countess, a charming conman and several guests with plenty to hide. Watch the story unfold around you, question the characters, follow the clues and see whether you can uncover the killer before the final reveal.

Enjoy a thrilling three-hour interactive murder mystery alongside a delicious four-course Christmas meal with festive crackers.

Guests are warmly encouraged to embrace the glamour of the 1930s and dress for the occasion—although fancy dress is completely optional.

Saturday 19 December | 7pm–10pm
£75 per person
Includes the three-hour interactive show, four-course Christmas meal and Christmas crackers.

Gather your most suspicious friends and prepare for an unforgettable Christmas celebration filled with glamour, intrigue and murder!

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