Tea House Theatre

“A rarity worth shouting about.” — Londonist

Winner of Time Out Love London Awards 2014, 2016 & 2018!
Winner of the Best Closed Cafe Award 2020!

WELCOME TO THE TEA HOUSE THEATRE

An independent tea house, theatre and events venue in the heart of Vauxhall.

Housed in a beautiful Victorian former pub beside the historic Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens, the Tea House Theatre is a place to eat, drink, meet, work, relax and be entertained.

By day, settle in for exceptional loose-leaf tea, hearty breakfasts, proper sandwiches, homemade cakes and freshly prepared food. By night, the Tea House comes alive with theatre, live music, jazz, poetry, murder mysteries and special events throughout the year.

We are trying to be different. We will not hurry you. If you visit us on your lunch break, then have one — take your time, enjoy your food and go back to work properly refreshed. If you want to have a meeting, we will leave you to it. If you are “working from home”, we have Wi-Fi and plenty of space to settle in.

If you have children, we have highchairs, a chest of toys and milkshakes. We always have the daily papers, so please relax, take a load off and share in what we are trying to create.

There is no rush, no corporate formula and — famously — no coffee. Just good tea, good food, conversation, creativity and a wonderfully individual atmosphere.

Come for breakfast or lunch, spend an afternoon over a pot of tea, join us for dinner and a show, or simply come in and have a cuppa.

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Colliers Wood - Shanty Singers - "Pay as you go"
£10.00
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Colliers Wood - Shanty Singers - "Registration & Shot of Rum"
£15.00
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Halloween Carve & Cocktail Night
£20.00
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - London After Midnight
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - DORIAN GRAY
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - Confessions of Sweeney Todd
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - The Time Machine
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - Three Men In A Boat
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - Sherlock Holmes - Charles Dickens Telling Tales
from £25.00
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - A Christmas Carol
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - Sherlock Holmes - Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes
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Kings, Queens & Checkmates - Chess Club
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - Sherlock Holmes vs Dracula
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - Dracula
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - Sherlock Holmes Strikes Back
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - Three Men In A Boat
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - A Study In Scarlet
from £25.00
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - Jekyll and Hyde
from £25.00
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SE11 SESSIONS - HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
£5.00
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Murder & Mulled Wine
£75.00
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - Dissecting Dr Crippen
from £25.00
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - The Mystery of Fu Manchu
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - Irish Gothic
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - Victorian AI
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - Beyond the Veil
from £25.00
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Don't Go Into The Cellar! - The Curse of Tutankhamun
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